Greetings, Salutations...and chicken!

Greetings, Salutations...and chicken! by Chrystallix on 2010-08-05 21:43:00 UTC

Hey. by Aeidhryn on 2010-08-12 20:08:00 UTC Reply

Have a wardrobe and an anti-glomping shield. You'll need it, with all the gifts...
Re: Greetings, Salutations...and chicken! by Simon on 2010-08-08 00:53:00 UTC Reply

40K? Tut tut. I'll be over here with my lovely square based models.
AND a D&D player! :D My Wilden is going to end up being one of my agents when I get round to rewriting by Permission piece.
whoa by chrystallix on 2010-08-07 01:21:00 UTC Reply

Agh, I'm being buried alive! Wow, you guys are either really bored or really like newbies, or hate them considering I was almost buried alive in gifts. As for the D&D question I usually play a fighter, but I am very fond of the monk and the new fourth edition class the Warlord.

AS for attacking, don't worry you are neither random passerby, enemies, or allies...yet.

Aha! A 4E fan! by Lleu on 2010-08-07 04:40:00 UTC Reply

I think we are somewhat few and far between, unfortunately. Alas, I haven't had a chance to actually play 4E, except for one session as a DM, which is never my preference but always my lot because no-one I know knows the rules.

Welcome again!

Lleu

Welcome by Miah on 2010-08-06 23:20:00 UTC Reply

Hello! Have a seventeen foot long, multicolored, wool, knit scarf (curly wig not included), and a bag of jelly babies.

Please use them IRresponsibly!
Welcome. Here's a tall ship. by Khajidu on 2010-08-06 17:20:00 UTC Reply

Fair winds! And watch out for Krisprolls.
Hello there! by OpinionedAngel on 2010-08-06 15:37:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate, and enjoy you stay!
Welcome! (nm) by Elemarth on 2010-08-06 15:18:00 UTC Reply

Welcome! by Elemarth on 2010-08-06 15:18:00 UTC Reply

Have a lightsaber to fight Sues with.

Welcome! by Silikat on 2010-08-06 12:30:00 UTC Reply

Have a pet cat. You may name him whatever you wish. Please do not attack me! *cowers*
First poke! by Neshomeh on 2010-08-06 05:09:00 UTC Reply

*pokes*

Also, have a bumper sticker! *sticks one on you* *it reads "Honk if you love hyphens!"*

Welcome!

~Neshomeh
First armadillo! by Tungsten_Monk on 2010-08-06 03:55:00 UTC Reply

Boy, I missed doing this. *hands Chrys an armadillo* His name is Jason. There's an incredibly fail Greek mythology pun in there, I'm afraid.

Welcome a'Board!
Have a hat. by Aster Corbett on 2010-08-06 03:19:00 UTC Reply

Sounds like you'll fit right in. I'm a newbie myself.

*gives a hat knit out of the spun down of Cute Animal Friends*
Greetings! by PoorCynic on 2010-08-06 01:40:00 UTC Reply

Please enjoy this bag of mixed sugary treats as a welcoming gift.
Welcome, Chrys! Have a marshmellow! by Sedri on 2010-08-06 01:02:00 UTC Reply

Nice to meet you :)
First plover! (nm) by Tawaki on 2010-08-06 00:47:00 UTC Reply
Hello, there! by Pretzel on 2010-08-06 00:44:00 UTC Reply

Welcome aboard! Have a Frying Pan of Doom and a bulk-sized bag of Mini treats.
Mae govannen! by Elcalion on 2010-08-06 00:35:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the wackiness that is the PPC. Anyone with diverse-yet-geeky interests such as yours should fit in nicely around here.
Here, have a pet mongoose, available from the PPC Mongoose Shelter in RC 2816. It attacks Sues and CAFs (and snakes, for that matter). Name it what you will!

Elcalion, welcoming
Hail and well-met! by Cassie Cameron-Young on 2010-08-05 23:38:00 UTC Reply

*Vulcan salute* Welcome to the Board. Have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object, and may they aid you in your defence of Canon!
Welcome! by Keily on 2010-08-05 23:35:00 UTC Reply

Have a seat, eat some poisoned apple pie and here...have yourself a transdimensional pillar and a Class A neurolyzer thermal detonator. =D
Hello, fellow newbie! by galenfea on 2010-08-05 23:18:00 UTC Reply

I offer you a share in some home-made redcurrant jelly!

That's... a lot of attacking you do there. Please don't attack me, even if we are allied, both being PPC-members and all.

D&D, eh? What sort of character?
Welcome! Have a portable cold! by Firebird766 on 2010-08-05 23:16:00 UTC Reply

Give it to an enemy, or to yourself if you want an excuse to miss chores or work! I doubt the Flowers will take a measly cold as a good reason, though, so be careful.
Welcome, new friend! by doctorlit on 2010-08-05 22:29:00 UTC Reply

Mmm...chicken...
Uh, I mean, welcome to the Board! We hope you enjoy your stay as much as you would some delicious, fried chicken...mmmmm...

Anyway, have a bark scorpion, which can be used as an effective door guard or simply...to feed chickens...fatten them up...Uh, also, have this educational video I found titled, "Poultra, God of Wrath."

*crunch*
Hello by jakraziel on 2010-08-05 22:19:00 UTC Reply

I've only been here a few days, I look forwards to seeing more of you. Have a Reman disruptor pistol and be careful only to use in Star Trek fics.
Welcome and links by Lleu on 2010-08-05 22:04:00 UTC Reply

You are most welcome! Have some House Roac hot chocolate — it's delicious. I don't have whipped cream to offer you, I'm afraid, but enjoy!

Useful Links, taken from Pretzel, taken from Tawaki

*The Original Series
*A partial list of killed badfics

The Board:
*the Board Constitution
*Board FAQ

Other wiki pages of note:
*A must-read article on Permission
*A basic guide to the PPC itself
*Mission-Writing Guide
*Slash-Sporking Guide
*FAQ for Newbies
*I don't know how much experience you have with editing wikis, but just in case...

And one more, very general link.

Hope you enjoy your stay!

Welcome and regards,
Lleu Llaw Gyffes
Have a Jaguar cub! by WikiMaster on 2010-08-05 21:53:00 UTC Reply

Do not feed it sues. You can feed it the chicken if you want.