Subject: Welcome!
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Posted on: 2010-08-05 23:35:00 UTC
Have a seat, eat some poisoned apple pie and here...have yourself a transdimensional pillar and a Class A neurolyzer thermal detonator. =D
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Greetings, Salutations...and chicken! by
on 2010-08-05 21:43:00 UTC
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Hello, my name is *censored* but you can call me Chrystallix, or Chrys for short. I am a new person who had only ever heard of ppcing about two days ago. I am very interested in joining, have already developed agents and am now beginnning my one month long trial session as required.
Hmm, a bit about me, I like pie, manga, cake, attacking my enemies, pudding, video games, manga, attacking my allies, Anime, chicken, books, fantasy, Sci-fi, attacking the guards sent to attack me for attacking my allies, heavy metal, hard rock, hip-hop, rap, attacking random passerby after attacking the guards sent to attack me for attacking my allies, and...Oh! Lord of the Rings, Warhammer 40k, and D&D.
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Hey. by
on 2010-08-12 20:08:00 UTC
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Have a wardrobe and an anti-glomping shield. You'll need it, with all the gifts...
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Re: Greetings, Salutations...and chicken! by
on 2010-08-08 00:53:00 UTC
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40K? Tut tut. I'll be over here with my lovely square based models.
AND a D&D player! :D My Wilden is going to end up being one of my agents when I get round to rewriting by Permission piece. -
whoa by
on 2010-08-07 01:21:00 UTC
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Agh, I'm being buried alive! Wow, you guys are either really bored or really like newbies, or hate them considering I was almost buried alive in gifts. As for the D&D question I usually play a fighter, but I am very fond of the monk and the new fourth edition class the Warlord.
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Aha! A 4E fan! by
on 2010-08-07 04:40:00 UTC
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I think we are somewhat few and far between, unfortunately. Alas, I haven't had a chance to actually play 4E, except for one session as a DM, which is never my preference but always my lot because no-one I know knows the rules.
Welcome again!
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Welcome by
on 2010-08-06 23:20:00 UTC
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Hello! Have a seventeen foot long, multicolored, wool, knit scarf (curly wig not included), and a bag of jelly babies.
Please use themIRresponsibly! -
Welcome. Here's a tall ship. by
on 2010-08-06 17:20:00 UTC
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Fair winds! And watch out for Krisprolls.
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Hello there! by
on 2010-08-06 15:37:00 UTC
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Welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate, and enjoy you stay!
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Welcome! (nm) by
on 2010-08-06 15:18:00 UTC
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Welcome! by
on 2010-08-06 12:30:00 UTC
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Have a pet cat. You may name him whatever you wish. Please do not attack me! *cowers*
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First poke! by
on 2010-08-06 05:09:00 UTC
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*pokes*
Also, have a bumper sticker! *sticks one on you* *it reads "Honk if you love hyphens!"*
Welcome!
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First armadillo! by
on 2010-08-06 03:55:00 UTC
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Boy, I missed doing this. *hands Chrys an armadillo* His name is Jason. There's an incredibly fail Greek mythology pun in there, I'm afraid.
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Have a hat. by
on 2010-08-06 03:19:00 UTC
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Sounds like you'll fit right in. I'm a newbie myself.
*gives a hat knit out of the spun down of Cute Animal Friends* -
Greetings! by
on 2010-08-06 01:40:00 UTC
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Please enjoy this bag of mixed sugary treats as a welcoming gift.
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Welcome, Chrys! Have a marshmellow! by
on 2010-08-06 01:02:00 UTC
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Nice to meet you :)
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First plover! (nm) by
on 2010-08-06 00:47:00 UTC
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Hello, there! by
on 2010-08-06 00:44:00 UTC
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Welcome aboard! Have a Frying Pan of Doom and a bulk-sized bag of Mini treats.
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Mae govannen! by
on 2010-08-06 00:35:00 UTC
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Welcome to the wackiness that is the PPC. Anyone with diverse-yet-geeky interests such as yours should fit in nicely around here.
Here, have a pet mongoose, available from the PPC Mongoose Shelter in RC 2816. It attacks Sues and CAFs (and snakes, for that matter). Name it what you will!
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Hail and well-met! by
on 2010-08-05 23:38:00 UTC
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*Vulcan salute* Welcome to the Board. Have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object, and may they aid you in your defence of Canon!
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Welcome! by
on 2010-08-05 23:35:00 UTC
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Have a seat, eat some poisoned apple pie and here...have yourself a transdimensional pillar and a Class A neurolyzer thermal detonator. =D
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Hello, fellow newbie! by
on 2010-08-05 23:18:00 UTC
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I offer you a share in some home-made redcurrant jelly!
That's... a lot of attacking you do there. Please don't attack me, even if we are allied, both being PPC-members and all.
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Welcome! Have a portable cold! by
on 2010-08-05 23:16:00 UTC
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Give it to an enemy, or to yourself if you want an excuse to miss chores or work! I doubt the Flowers will take a measly cold as a good reason, though, so be careful.
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Welcome, new friend! by
on 2010-08-05 22:29:00 UTC
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Mmm...chicken...
Uh, I mean, welcome to the Board! We hope you enjoy your stay as much as you would some delicious, fried chicken...mmmmm...
Anyway, have a bark scorpion, which can be used as an effective door guard or simply...to feed chickens...fatten them up...Uh, also, have this educational video I found titled, "Poultra, God of Wrath."
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Hello by
on 2010-08-05 22:19:00 UTC
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I've only been here a few days, I look forwards to seeing more of you. Have a Reman disruptor pistol and be careful only to use in Star Trek fics.
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Welcome and links by
on 2010-08-05 22:04:00 UTC
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You are most welcome! Have some House Roac hot chocolate — it's delicious. I don't have whipped cream to offer you, I'm afraid, but enjoy!
Useful Links, taken from Pretzel, taken from Tawaki
*The Original Series
*A partial list of killed badfics
The Board:
*the Board Constitution
*Board FAQ
Other wiki pages of note:
*A must-read article on Permission
*A basic guide to the PPC itself
*Mission-Writing Guide
*Slash-Sporking Guide
*FAQ for Newbies
*I don't know how much experience you have with editing wikis, but just in case...
And one more, very general link.
Hope you enjoy your stay!
Welcome and regards,
Lleu Llaw Gyffes -
Have a Jaguar cub! by
on 2010-08-05 21:53:00 UTC
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Do not feed it sues. You can feed it the chicken if you want.