Subject: Seconding the conspiracy.
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Posted on: 2010-07-31 16:09:00 UTC
I love the old 2D movies, even the cheesy Disney ones. No matter what anyone says, the original Disney stuff was good, along with the rest of its ilk. (Brave Little Toaster, anyone?)
Kids' stuff now is... almost creepy. I mean, yes, there's this, and it's teetering on the edge of the Uncanny Valley--but there's this one show called the Backyardigans. I think they're supposed to be farm animals? I can't tell if one's a bird or a fish. Or maybe it's a pig... No, I think it's a snail. Yes, it does look rather like a claymation blob given eyes.
It seems that people are forsaking quality and story for the sake of flashy 3D. Sometimes the 3D isn't even all that flashy--sometimes it's downright disturbing. I mean... Donkey Ollie. DONKEY FREAKING OLLIE. That thing gave my friend nightmares.... -gulps Bleeprin- Augh. Sorry. I think that thing scarred me permanently.
...I'm ranting, aren't I. I'll stop now.