Subject: What happens when...
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Posted on: 2010-07-25 11:53:00 UTC
a vampire drains the blood from a Mary Sue?
I had an image of a vampire insisting that he doesn't sparkle, he glitters as a side effect of drinking the blood of sues.
An agent I'm still developing is a Twilightverse vampire whose main source of food is Sues. In Twilight canon, the color of a vampire's eyes varies depending on whether they've drank and what they've drank. Vampires who haven't drunk in a while have black eyes, vampires who recently drank human blood have red eyes, and those who recently drank animal blood have golden eyes. I decided that whenever this vampire agent drinks Sue blood, his eyes turn purple.
Though I have to ask, what about glittery pink? ;p
That would explain the Twilight-verse vampires, wouldn't it?
Glittering vampires? Am I the only one who associated this with Twilight?
Maybe that's why Edward sparkles in the sunlight!
In my mind the reason the vampire kept insisting he doesn't sparkle is *because* he doesn't want to be seen as a sparklepire.
I've never read any of the Twilight books nor seen any of the movies, and from what I've heard I don't want to.
Not your truevamp. :)