Subject: Re: I think I see it!
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Posted on: 2010-07-25 17:28:00 UTC
In my mind the reason the vampire kept insisting he doesn't sparkle is *because* he doesn't want to be seen as a sparklepire.
I've never read any of the Twilight books nor seen any of the movies, and from what I've heard I don't want to.
a vampire drains the blood from a Mary Sue?
I had an image of a vampire insisting that he doesn't sparkle, he glitters as a side effect of drinking the blood of sues.
An agent I'm still developing is a Twilightverse vampire whose main source of food is Sues. In Twilight canon, the color of a vampire's eyes varies depending on whether they've drank and what they've drank. Vampires who haven't drunk in a while have black eyes, vampires who recently drank human blood have red eyes, and those who recently drank animal blood have golden eyes. I decided that whenever this vampire agent drinks Sue blood, his eyes turn purple.
Though I have to ask, what about glittery pink? ;p
That would explain the Twilight-verse vampires, wouldn't it?
Glittering vampires? Am I the only one who associated this with Twilight?
Maybe that's why Edward sparkles in the sunlight!
Since the entire cast of Twilight is composed of Suvians and/or bits, this therefore applies to everyone in the Twiverse as well, including off-screen characters. Ergo, since the sparklevamps must have drunk human blood at some point, they must have consumed enough Glitter to sparkle!
...Come to that, it wouldn't half surprise me if even the animals in the Twiverse have some amount of Glitter in their bloodstream. Maybe the Twiverse is just a factory for the more mundane CAFs ("Mundane" in this case meaning something like a normal wolf, not a magical talking spirit wolf with wings).
Just as a note, has anyone else associated the term "bits" (bit characters) with "Kibbles 'n' Bits"?
In my mind the reason the vampire kept insisting he doesn't sparkle is *because* he doesn't want to be seen as a sparklepire.
I've never read any of the Twilight books nor seen any of the movies, and from what I've heard I don't want to.
Not your truevamp. :)