Thank you ^__^

Err... there's not much of it left I'm afraid *retrieves a tatty hessian pouch from somewhere inside her cloak. You hear dull clinking sounds as she slips her hand inside, curls her fist around the contents and presents it to you. Short, thin fingers unfurl and, nestled in the palm of her hand, three chipped and scruffy marbles are unveiled*

I'm sure it will come in massively handy, thank you very much ^^ x

Hopefully it will last longer than my last bonsai lol, I am terribly woeful at plants

Haha no need to worry about sell-by-dates when it comes to cookies, they're not around long enough. My mouth does magic tricks you see ;)

Thank you muchly ^^

Thank you, it's a pleasure to be here!

Ooooh! Links are good, they keep me entertained when I should be doing boring RL things like work....
I actually found the boards through PPC Wiki, it's how I've slowly been gaining knowledge about the whole thing. Slowly- its a big Wiki XD

Thank you for the Newbie initiation help ^^ I promise in turn also not to bite and present you with some of the many lembas I've managed to accumulate in my brief stay here.

People besides Sedri and me can give the links. If you come upon a newbie intro and there are no links yet, it would be very helpful if you were to provide them. 'Cause, you know, sometimes we're not here. But the links are still very helpful and should be given.

~Neshomeh

Ooooh! The many uses......

Don't worry there's another lembas here to keep the party going for days, plus a whole crate of elvish wine that "mysteriously appeared in my room the other day, through no fault of my own"

Thank you for the welcome! ^^

Thank you, I trust he is trained to shoot all comma fritterers, apostrophe abusers and semi-colon neglecters (among other unsavoury characters) on sight?

I don't know if I've done this before, Gen -- I probably have -- but I need to excitedly glomp you now.

Awesome.

Mae govannen Cassie,
I always did like to meet people by starlight, gives such an air of mystery ;)

Great! Ammo for by home-made Defence Against the Dark Arts of Sue slingshot. I would put on in now in readiness for attack but where a boy scout may know to be prepared, the PPCer nows that being prepared just invites things to go terribly, terribly wrong- so say the Laws of Narrative Comedy.

Perhaps we could go for cyber coffee sometime lol.

(Haha thank you, that actually relieves me quite a lot!)

Oh awesome! if I ever end up in the LOTR universe I'll have ask Sam to sign it for me ^____^ Frying pans are always handy to have- multi-purpose!

You are a star, I was just starting to run out of my supply...

xxx

Hey Silikat,

I LOVE CATS!!! *snuggles, little ginger cat who glares at me balefully* You'll fit in very nicely with Laurellin, Lady Nienna, and Tara don't worry ^^ I shall name you Culleth ^_^ *cat desperately struggles to get away from crazy person*

Aww the quintessential question to one's character. Mais oui, cheese is luuuuuuuuuuurvely x

Hey! Join the newbie champagne party? x

Ooh shiny ^^

Haha or just protect myself from rabid, invading Sues at the very least! Thank you x

Plover? Sorry, try to think of my as a newborn kitten- cute, but not altogether well-informed lol
Thanks for the welcome though ^^
x

*pounces scarf like a Legolas stampeder*
Damn! I was hoping to add Tom Baker to my list of Doctor Who disguises.

Don't worry there are many irresponsible... ahem, sorry, responsible uses for jelly babies- like adding their contents to my BMI. A very responsible use, if I eat them then I save some other poor individual from the rather short and easy road to obesity. Yes, yes I am a martyr of the human race.

Fellow noob! I shall crack out the wine to celebrate our camaraderie ^_^

Oooh, it's beautiful ^^ *puts on hat along with eletric-blue (plus other indiscernable colours) and mammoth-multicoloured scarves*

I am starting to feel rather bundled up, it getting quite difficult to get all this lovely food and drink into my mouth.

I am not French either but I shall thank you in return.

Haha you appear to be in good company so far ^^

Pet rocks are all the rage this year, they're pester-free, fur-free, smell-free, and generally just all-round free. I shall treasure it ^^
*rubs rock on t-shirt, unveiling, beneath the many layers of grime, that it is in fact the dried husk of a long-forgotten bread-roll*
Or... perhaps it is better over here, near the bin.....

Oh no, it would give her terrible indigestion- she does seem to have fondness for Suethors though, if the way she's stalking that one over there is any indicator.

...Ah, I should probably best call an ambulance...

Such royal gifts!

I'm afraid all I have to offer in return is a signed moth-eaten copy of Where Did All The Good Fic Go? The Rise of the Fangirl and her Immortal Hormones by Rian Histo, some flat muffins and rather a lot of tea leaves....

Thank you, would take some poorly-risen muffins in return? They're the best I can do I'm afraid.

Ah so you have seen beneath me and discovered my secret passion for all things period I see. Thank you very much and I shall where it to my friend's mad hatters tea party ^^ x

Oooo, very much obliged XD all these crossovers have some good uses then!

Hello Edward!
Certainly more experienced than me. The last time I was on a message board was about 10 years ago, when I was besmirching the LOTR board on what I thought was the Harry Potter board, but as the Laws of Narrative Comedy operate largely in this area I'm sure you can imagine where I actually posted it.

I love scarves! I have a big collection at home so I'd love to add it. Hmm I see what you mean, its kind of difficult to describe the other colours when they keep swirling around like that- bit hard to keep track of...

Haha, well thanks for warning me in advance that there are things I should visit! XD

This isn't a PPC thing, it's just a good rule for most of the Internet. The board tends to be safer than most places, but still...

So! Anyway... I find myself doubting this...information you've given us. Female, no suprise there, British...you're probably be faking it, but I'll withhold judgement. (Like hell I will). 19...well that probably isn't your fault. You're an English student, no suprise there either, and your fandoms are nothing to be horrified about, nor are you're hobbies, nor are your dislikes or envies (rather suprisingly) but your likes...Hmm.

Answer me this, so-called Makaylax...If you're a 19 year-old, second-year English student, why didn't you say thesauri?

GHASP!

This minor grammar error has given me cause to disbelieve everything you've said. Makaylax, how could you lie to us like this? Is your username even Makaylax?!

DOUBLE GHASP!

It isn't! It's Makayla! Mein Gott, how could you do this to me, Makaylax? HOW COULD YOU?!

...

shnarl...