Subject: *SIGH* I'll go fetch the spork gun... (nm)
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Posted on: 2010-07-22 15:16:00 UTC
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u kicw ur by
on 2010-07-21 02:59:00 UTC
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awbs nw toye ouxa
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Re: u kicw ur by
on 2010-07-24 20:08:00 UTC
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tuba wench wax!funk,nix
U wick Ur
abs NW tote outage
Perhaps? -
Ohdear, a rabid troll by
on 2010-07-24 09:00:00 UTC
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Its a good thing I have a needle full of Potassium chloride for situations like this. Don't worry, this will only hurt a lot. >=3
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Again? Fetch the flamethrower, golf clubws, and pickles! (nm) by
on 2010-07-23 21:50:00 UTC
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Blight and exacerbation! by
on 2010-07-22 15:48:00 UTC
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Foulness and calamity! Not you again! EFF OFF!
gaaah, stupid trolls... -
*SIGH* I'll go fetch the spork gun... (nm) by
on 2010-07-22 15:16:00 UTC
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It's the same person as last time? by
on 2010-07-21 14:52:00 UTC
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It's interesting that they use the same subject line. It must be trying to communicate with us. I saw Contact last night, so I vote that it's an alien.
But... it's going about it the wrong way! No math, nothing friendly. So... let's see, what's my best troll-killing weapon? I think... a dictionary! One of the giant ones that sits on a table for people to look in. If I can lift it high enough, I'll drop it on the troll's head. -
I have a "Handbook of Grammar & Composition"... by
on 2010-07-21 15:02:00 UTC
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*wields Handbook as a blunt object and goes after troll*
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Really? by
on 2010-07-21 11:03:00 UTC
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Must be serious then. I'll pack a Stig.
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GET OUT, THE POWER OF ENGLISH COMPELS YOU! by
on 2010-07-21 10:40:00 UTC
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*bashes repeatedly with a string bag full of tinned cat food*
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*brandishes a broom* by
on 2010-07-21 05:31:00 UTC
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Out! Out! Go on, scat! *repeatedly beats the troll with the broom end*
I swear, just when you think you've gotten rid of the things, they come right back again! They're like ants! Or cockroaches! Or those darn stray cats that keep mating behind my garden fence. -
Huinesoron? Can we borrow Nita's sunlamp? (nm) by
on 2010-07-21 05:30:00 UTC
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AVAUNT, FOUL TROLL! by
on 2010-07-21 05:08:00 UTC
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Begone! Thine cat-on-keyboard chatter is not welcome here!
*repeatedly smacks Troll with a lamp* -
Let the Troll Whisperer handle this. by
on 2010-07-21 04:59:00 UTC
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Grscdyv, hdnb.
Y76b? Gbsyv, veeblznhsh bswhbg vez. Qwrtey gdh hxhsb sgw bxchbjs Strong Basftfy do.
Dfws wsggj teksoqp gqrts jh!
Translation:
Troll: Hey, anybody want to buy a death stick?
Me: You don't want to sell us death sticks. You want to go home, and rethink your life.
(I think it's safe to assume trolls are weak-minded enough to be force persuaded.) -
Re: Let the Troll Whisperer handle this. by
on 2010-07-21 11:05:00 UTC
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Darths and Droids :D
You forgot the punchline, so I'll throw it in.
doctorlit (to anyone listening): "Hey, wanna buy some deathsticks?" -
*laughs* (nm) by
on 2010-07-21 05:07:00 UTC
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What, you again?! by
on 2010-07-21 04:57:00 UTC
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Here, have this live grenade that's about to go off, I'm sure you'll enjoy it FAR more than an unspecific person/place/thing!
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*pokes* by
on 2010-07-21 03:43:00 UTC
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What, this again? I thought we'd taken care of this problem the last time. Hmm. I guess we're going to have to kill this one even more melodramatically than the last one.
*readies her pink eraser-firing bazooka gun*
Anyone else want to help kill this with me? -
Ooooh. -evil glint- by
on 2010-07-21 20:27:00 UTC
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I wonder if trolls make good carrion. (I'm willing to join the Accipidridae temporarily for the sake of troll disposal.)
In the mean time, I have a Taser... -tases troll repeatedly-