OH MY GOSH! An egg whisk! Now I can make discombulated Woe Eggs, too!

This will go with the Frying Pan of Doom (tm) quite nicely!

Is it a bad sign if all of these links appear already-clicked to me?

I TOLD you my Wiki Walk stamina was pretty good. o3o

*gives a rum cake*

A frying pan of Doom(tm)! Cool, I can make Dark-and-Stormy-side-up Woe Eggs with it!

And flavors?! I have cookies with more than one flavor?! BEST DAY EVER, FRIENDS.

Seeing as in-universe there really aren't any other stockbeasts around. Or within my knowlege anyway.

It would be like feeding a cow beef.

Ewwwww.

Seeing as I have no need or wish to fly on an umbrella,
and I prefer stabbing things with sharp knitting kneedles to knocking them out,

I will pick a nice flower-print umbrella that keeps me dry.

I will raise it with the utmost care into a new Helmaroc King!

... give or take a century or two.

Stupid lousy no good slow growing bird.

*puts on bear skin*

*takes gun*

BERSERKER RAGE.

A glass spork. What a lovely winterween ornament.

I do have the ability to ride a horse decently well. The lance thing comes from reading Lord of The Rings as a little kid, crying tears of little kid hopes and dreams at the riders of Rohan, and then going to ride horses and begging to learn how to tilt at hoops.

My parents did not object.

Have fun with Ganondorf. As long as he does not keep you in a pink crystal, he probably will put you back when he sees you are not useful.

Or kill you, possibly.

*shrug*

This cat is now named Argus. He is an enormous, fluffy brown Maine Coon cat. He delights in staring at passersby though windows and sitting on shelves above doorways and scrutinizing all traffic in a somewhat hostile and intimidating way.

My main video game fandoms are,
The Legend of Zelda (ALL.)
Fire Emblem (7, 9, 10, basic fandom knowlege of most others)
Assassin's Creed series
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
Pokemon (it was my childhood, come on)

But among the games I have played and am able to discuss and scrutinize,

Star Ocean: Till the End of Time
Disgaea (1 only)
Soul Calibur series
Star Fox series
Metal Gear series
Mario series
Final Fantasy (7, 9, working on the earlier ones)
Dragon Quest 8
Grandia
Dark Cloud II
Super Smash Bros (The crossover heavy fandom angers me though)

etc.

As a principle I dislike racing or shooting games. Probably because I am not very good at them. I also like to cover all sorts of other things, like books, movies, and selected TV shows. I don't do much anime, although my first ever fandom was the original Yu-Gi-Oh. (*EMBARASSING*)

I could NEVER think of a possibly dirty use for a Dr. Who scarf and some jelly candy.

NEVER.

NEVER.

Cool! A portable hole! More space with which to augment my personal storage... which is a trade secret by the way. Though I'll leave the trade in question up to the imagination.

But I am fortunate, I guess. Most of my ancient badfic has been since Lost to All Time, destroyed by multiple hard drive crashes and computer deaths over the years. What little of it existed on the internet has since long been the victim of a sawed-off-shotgun rampage of mine.

It is safe to say my ancient things are no longer extant, save perhaps in some wizened data cache somewhere, likely held by Google.

Flingable detritus and a trinket! This is my lucky day!

And as for staying, I intend to. I mean, how can I leave after I wrote a whole big long intro like that?

Undignified, that is what it would be.

*peeks inside*

...

*looks wan and shuts it quickly*

... er, thank you? *shiver*