Subject: I'll see your Harry/Basilisk...
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Posted on: 2010-07-11 22:28:00 UTC
...and raise you a Hogwarts/Giant Squid.
Yeah.
Slash.
Yeah.
(As you can tell, my brain has not yet recovered, and it was months ago.
Then again, I ship some pretty strange pairings myself, but at least they're all human.
--anamia
Not Such a Good Idea After All -- NSFW, NSFB
Pardon me, my brain has just divided by zero.
Ghân-buri-Ghân?! Really, people? Did you know that the LoM has an entire feature specifically devoted to doing the weirdest slash pairings you can think of?! Melian/Galadriel! Arwen/Estë! Narvi/Faramir! Heck, they've even got Balrog/Gamling, the teme s!
Hoooly Valar.
http://www.libraryofmoria.com/a/viewpage.php?page=rpmm
(for the truly masochistic, here's the generator)
And they read the books, too. That's always sad, when they read the books and still write badfic...
LotR is a fairly high-level reading, too, so you'd think they'd have a decent grasp of how writing works.
On the other hand, their grammar/spelling skills have no bearing on their actual ability to /write/, keep people in character, or any of the many, many factors that create goodfic.
For bizarre pairings, that tops the list, although I think the Harry/Basilisk is a close second. (I did meet someone who shipped Dobby/Giant Squid, but that was only because "The fandom is that f---ed up and you know it.")
Faramir/Shagrat?
Anyone/Treebeard?
...and raise you a Hogwarts/Giant Squid.
Yeah.
Slash.
Yeah.
(As you can tell, my brain has not yet recovered, and it was months ago.
Then again, I ship some pretty strange pairings myself, but at least they're all human.
--anamia
I sent you again the bets-status mission, added the "delivery" of the Sue bodies to Cocoa and Powder.
And the mini-Guardian, Chiauru, is yours.