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Subject: Badfic for you (Warning: NSFB)
Author: OpinionedAngel
Posted on: 2010-07-10 03:20:00 UTC

I know I gave you folks some Goodfic, but I also feel it is my duty to report Badfic as well:

Title: Revenge of the Ukes (Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4866942/1/RevengeOfThe_Ukes)
Continuum: Tales of Symphonia/Kingdom Hearts crossover
Summary: What happens when genis and roxas dont want to be ukes anymore? RAPE OF COURSE Pairings: RokuZelo GeniAku AkuROku ZeloGeni, I DONT OWN KINGDOM HEARTS OR TALES OF SYMPHONIA! ..silhouette saloon wrote the genis parts :P I wrote the Roxas parts.. :DDDDDDDDDD

My response: What. the. HELL?!?! The concept is bad enough, but this is TWO OF MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE JRPGS HERE! Gah, just... GAH!!! So if anyone could take a crack at this... ABOMINATION... that would be much obliged.

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Badfic for you (Warning: NSFB) by OpinionedAngel on 2010-07-10 03:20:00 UTC

I concur. by Honu_Wahine on 2010-07-10 22:43:00 UTC Reply

Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot?! I think my brain just melted. And I only read the summary. W. T. F. Just...What. The hell.
I can't currently write any missions as I have a boatload of summer homework to complete, but I completely sympathize. ~~It's not often that I find a summary that can~~ Wait. Scratch that. I can find a lot of summaries like that. Am I the only one here who wants to bury the author in the Marianas Trench for that?
Oh Hades, someone get me a shotgun and some bleepka.

Honu_Wahine

-gives shotgun and bleepka- by Eclectus on 2010-07-11 00:55:00 UTC Reply

I agree. I don't know the canons involved, though I've heard of them, but even the summary just... eurgh. Suffice to say that It disturbs me.

*dryly* Thanks by Honu_Wahine on 2010-07-11 03:07:00 UTC Reply

You know, for all of its bad points, it's not the worst story I've ever read...There was the one with Harry (who inexplicably had catboy features), Lord Voldemort, and a horribly abused plate of pasta (before you ask--DON'T!); and then there was the other story with Harry Potter and Lucius Malfoy in a consensual BD/SM relationship (Malfoy top...distrubing, hey?)
I've only ever heard my one friend (the one my age, Brooke) talk about the KH characters, so...the only help I can give is by point out all the bad things that this author is doing in relationship to sex.

Found a handy little thing that's going to pop up in my next mission--it's by a guy named Minotaur, and it's a guide (written specifically for fanfic authors) about everything related to gay sex . Just from the description, I think the author of the badfic needs this like Bella needs a brain.

-Honu_Wahine

Thanks for the Input, Folks by OpinionedAngel on 2010-07-11 13:34:00 UTC Reply

I just... this is two of my favorite video games we're talking about here, neither of which deserve to be treated like this! (Also ones I highly recommend for any video game players out there!)

I'd go after this one as soon as I become a certified member... but I don't exactly play video games... I just like certain ones... which was why I asked about what materials were used to exorcise them (I presume it's with game boxes, but I only have the one for Tales of Symphonia...

So if anyone could go after this, I'd be eternally grateful...

You're allowed to claim before you get permission. by Calista on 2010-07-11 16:40:00 UTC Reply

If you want to do this one yourself for your first mission, you're allowed to claim it and work on creating your agents while you wait to get permission. I hung around for a couple of months before I got permission, and got a lot of input on my agents from people in the chat room (between various and sundry geeky conversations.)