Subject: Questions/comments
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Posted on: 2010-07-01 16:12:00 UTC
Having all these Terry Pratchett inside jokes is forcing me to read the Discworld books. I'm grateful.
Okay, there seems to be two dimensions /worlds, planes, thingies, whatever/- Canon, and Our World /reality whatever/ and then there are several in-between: Fanfiction and the PPC.
The problem is the PPC: it's making my head hurt. Badly. So, the PPC doesn't have a distinct planet/thingy (which is fine), but the Agents seem to have selective awareness (which is not fine, kind of like selective amnesia, which never works nicely unless you're Robert Ludlum).
The PPC knows about the "Real World"/Earth and the "Fanfiction world(s)" and "Canon". However, the PPC has no idea where it came from: the agents just suddenly appear. Don't get me wrong, this stuff is great, but I dislike curiosity headaches. In PPC fanon/canon/whatever, is fanfiction a replacement of canon? Is canon entirely separate? I don't think so, seeing as there seems to be places where 'fics were "restored to canon". However, this means that that particular world-thingy cannot be THE canon, because there are other fics written about it. If all the fics were applied at one time, to one world- that would be BAD.
I kind of have a theory (and if you've read this far without becoming angry or giving up, good for you) and this is it: Canon is one dimension. A bit like quantum physics (which I barely know anything about), there is a time+place in every minute. Every time a 'fic gets written, the corresponding time+place in canon gets duplicated and that carbon copy of canon is what gets changed. When the 'fic is restored, that carbon copy is, too. I'd like to think somewhere out there, there is an WORLD OF ORIGINAL CANON that has never been touched by anybody or anything or whatever. It just is. However-
Wait, OFUM is in the same dimension as PPC-
Brain is beginning to blow up with possibilities. Will stop now.
Okay, could you have PPC agents that wrote fanfiction? Could you have PPC agents that reviewed fanfiction? Other than OFUM and the PPC, are there other realms inbetween fanfiction and 'Real World'/Earth? Plus, are fanfictions of, say, an American girl named Judy falling into Middle-Earth fanfictions of Real World/America/Earth? Because no such Judy certainly ever existed in 'Real World'. That would put Real World/Earth and Canon into the same area, like a crossover. And-
*We're sorry, you just witnessed a •first thoughts only• brain attempt to think •second thoughts• and disintegrate into a puddle of confusion. That's too bad, it could have actually done something useful instead of trail in little circles and die.*
BLEEP
•first thoughts only•
I think trying to think of insults in Vulcan is fun, don't you?
Check out these ones: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=11028572
A few of the really good ones are:
"In this exchange of insults I am analogous to an elastomer originally derived from a colloidal suspension found in the sap of the Earth plant Hevea brasiliensis, whereas you, by contrast, are analogous to a compound with marked adhesive qualities--which is to say, the charges you level against me are not only baseless but ironically enough actually apply to yourself. "
"Your reply of, "I think not," accurately describes your mental functioning, albeit in a somewhat antiquated manner of speaking. "
Betazoid: I sense, Sir, that you are intoxicated.
Vulcan: Affirmative, and you are extremely unattractive. In twelve hours, my chemical imbalance shall be rectified. You physical imbalance, however, shall not.
Winston Churchill! Hah!
Will I get kicked off for rambling?