It's what the PPC does best: takes the incomprehensible and makes it humorous. It could almost be a real-life representation of our mission.

--anamia

Hey, I ran the message through an ETAOIN SHRDLU code breaker (and Google), and this is what I know/have:
• These aren’t scrambled letters
• It might be a substitution cipher, but probably not.
• If it is, this is a chart of the most probable substitutions (left side = original letter, right side = possible letters it stands for).
o U – E
o K – N/S/H/R
o I – N/S/H/R
o C – N/S/H/R
o W – T/A
o R – D/L/U/C/M
o A – T/A
o B – N/S/H/R
o S – D/L/U/C/M
o N – O/I
o T – D/L/U/C/M
o O – D/L/U /C/M
o X – O/I
o F – D/L/U/C/M
• Using this key, I’ve gotten nothing but gibberish so far, but I haven’t tried all the combinations yet. Any who want to try their hand at code breaking can feel free to play around with it.
• All that said, it’s more likely a CHED (Constructed Homophonic English Dialect) than anything else, although I can’t seem to crack it. I’ve looked on Google as well and have found a number of people who seem to speak it, but refuse to talk about what the nine hells it is. These people are:
o http://ace-duce12.deviantart.com/
o http://www.flickr.com/people/sprytaen/
o http://nousername08.deviantart.com/
o http://edorisuke.deviantart.com/
• These are all I’ve found, but there are probably others.
EBW

What is it? A troll? How cute!
Should I call the zoo?
And a translator would be nice.

... Though, on second thought, I think the Universal translator would short out on this one, and then what would Techno-Dann say? *shudder*

Anyway... If we feed it with sleeping-drug-laced generic food, we might be able to make it sleep and get it back to where it came from, no?

Any other ideas?

A Troll.

DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE! *smack!* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! DIE! DIE!

Now I use you in my SOUP! You be smasheded and crushded and TWISTED and SLICED and oh, good grief, I have gone insane.

I blame the troll.

*smack*

*Ahem*

grst mlwe fwa dz.

mlkto gewrwe nthf hagderbasse? usd tywe demldesed ghj!

grttynb frdd sjwe: teksoqp.

grtsd gxbhy mlsyt g!

teksoqp.

teksoqp.

For those of you wondering, the troll initially wrote, "I can has?" I responded, "No."

Er, I took the liberty of writing a little something concerning this.
Sorry ^^;
http://clkwrkartichoke.livejournal.com/538.html

Buh? This is new. Most trolls are at least somewhat coherent. I smell a plot to achieve world domination.

Was somebody punching the kayboard in anger, or what?

If it's a bot, it's a very bad one.

Make sense! I order you to make sense!

It means... absolutely nothing.
Huh.

Burny!

You could at least try to be entertaining annoying. I mean, we couldn't even write a Dissertation on this!

Whoever posted this is either:

A. A troll, and an obvious one at that

B. Under the effect of several substances

C. Crazier than me