Subject: Permission to award you an Internet? (nm)
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Posted on: 2010-06-23 14:15:00 UTC
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u kicw ur by
on 2010-06-20 13:15:00 UTC
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awbs nw toye ouxa
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Officially the first thread that made me laugh in ages. by
on 2010-06-21 20:26:00 UTC
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It's what the PPC does best: takes the incomprehensible and makes it humorous. It could almost be a real-life representation of our mission.
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Overthinking things as per usual... by
on 2010-06-21 16:18:00 UTC
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Hey, I ran the message through an ETAOIN SHRDLU code breaker (and Google), and this is what I know/have:
• These aren’t scrambled letters
• It might be a substitution cipher, but probably not.
• If it is, this is a chart of the most probable substitutions (left side = original letter, right side = possible letters it stands for).
o U – E
o K – N/S/H/R
o I – N/S/H/R
o C – N/S/H/R
o W – T/A
o R – D/L/U/C/M
o A – T/A
o B – N/S/H/R
o S – D/L/U/C/M
o N – O/I
o T – D/L/U/C/M
o O – D/L/U /C/M
o X – O/I
o F – D/L/U/C/M
• Using this key, I’ve gotten nothing but gibberish so far, but I haven’t tried all the combinations yet. Any who want to try their hand at code breaking can feel free to play around with it.
• All that said, it’s more likely a CHED (Constructed Homophonic English Dialect) than anything else, although I can’t seem to crack it. I’ve looked on Google as well and have found a number of people who seem to speak it, but refuse to talk about what the nine hells it is. These people are:
o http://ace-duce12.deviantart.com/
o http://www.flickr.com/people/sprytaen/
o http://nousername08.deviantart.com/
o http://edorisuke.deviantart.com/
• These are all I’ve found, but there are probably others.
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What's a CHED when it's at home? by
on 2010-06-23 14:17:00 UTC
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Constructed Homophone English Dialogue doesn't mean a whole lot to me, I'm afraid.
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Apologies... by
on 2010-07-02 17:10:00 UTC
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I have a bad habit of using unnecessary acronyms. It means an dialect constructed artificially (wasn't created by a natural process) based on English homophones (2 = to and too, u = you, etc). Basically it's an overly complicated way of saying leetspeek (bad spelling intended).
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Ooh... by
on 2010-06-21 11:54:00 UTC
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What is it? A troll? How cute!
Should I call the zoo?
And a translator would be nice.
... Though, on second thought, I think the Universal translator would short out on this one, and then what would Techno-Dann say? *shudder*
Anyway... If we feed it with sleeping-drug-laced generic food, we might be able to make it sleep and get it back to where it came from, no?
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Hmm... *raises eyebrow* Is this...? *pokes* Yes, it is... by
on 2010-06-21 06:18:00 UTC
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A Troll.
DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE! *smack!* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! DIE! DIE!
Now I use you in my SOUP! You be smasheded and crushded and TWISTED and SLICED and oh, good grief, I have gone insane.
I blame the troll.
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Stand back; I will try to communicate in its native tongue. by
on 2010-06-21 03:51:00 UTC
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*Ahem*
grst mlwe fwa dz.
mlkto gewrwe nthf hagderbasse? usd tywe demldesed ghj!
grttynb frdd sjwe: teksoqp.
grtsd gxbhy mlsyt g!
teksoqp.
teksoqp.
For those of you wondering, the troll initially wrote, "I can has?" I responded, "No." -
Permission to award you an Internet? (nm) by
on 2010-06-23 14:15:00 UTC
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Permission granted. (nm) by
on 2010-06-23 18:32:00 UTC
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How can you understand it? (nm) by
on 2010-06-21 04:07:00 UTC
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I am the TROLL WHISPERER. by
on 2010-06-21 04:40:00 UTC
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Although now that I look more closely, I may have responded in the wrong troll dialect.
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*squack giggle giggle snort humfenphuffly* (nm) by
on 2010-06-24 21:18:00 UTC
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*falls down laughing* :D (nm) by
on 2010-06-21 06:14:00 UTC
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Cleanup Log by
on 2010-06-21 02:50:00 UTC
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Er, I took the liberty of writing a little something concerning this.
Sorry ^^;
http://clkwrkartichoke.livejournal.com/538.html -
Cool! by
on 2010-06-21 15:00:00 UTC
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I even got in it, and I hardly did anything!
I think this has officially become my favorite message board EVER. I love you guys. -
*pokes with a large crowbar* by
on 2010-06-21 02:48:00 UTC
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Buh? This is new. Most trolls are at least somewhat coherent. I smell a plot to achieve world domination.
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GAH by
on 2010-06-21 02:53:00 UTC
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Why didn't you say that sooner? I could have put you in the thing! >.
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You do realize you can edit things on livejournal? (nm) by
on 2010-06-21 16:44:00 UTC
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I do, but it was written on a whim by
on 2010-06-21 21:26:00 UTC
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I'm probably not going back to it. ^^;
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Because I just got back from hiking seven miles in the sun. (nm) by
on 2010-06-21 03:02:00 UTC
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Nonsense. by
on 2010-06-20 20:01:00 UTC
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Was somebody punching the kayboard in anger, or what?
If it's a bot, it's a very bad one. -
*pokes with a big stick* by
on 2010-06-20 19:21:00 UTC
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Make sense! I order you to make sense!
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Am I the only one who thought 'secret message'? by
on 2010-06-20 17:54:00 UTC
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It means... absolutely nothing.
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I did! by
on 2010-06-21 20:22:00 UTC
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And I spent a while trying to decipher it before sadly giving up on my conspiracy theory.
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Nope. You're not. (nm) by
on 2010-06-20 18:34:00 UTC
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Oooh, a trolly spammy thing. *pokes with spork* by
on 2010-06-20 16:55:00 UTC
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Burny!
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Oh, come on now. by
on 2010-06-20 16:11:00 UTC
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You could at least try to be
entertainingannoying. I mean, we couldn't even write a Dissertation on this! -
... by
on 2010-06-20 13:58:00 UTC
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Whoever posted this is either:
A. A troll, and an obvious one at that
B. Under the effect of several substances
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Oh, I know! by
on 2010-06-20 17:43:00 UTC
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Or maybe it was D) whoever it was was severely sleep deprived. Like staying-up-for-three-days-to-study-for-finals sleep deprived.
That said, can I thwap it with my Frying Pan of DOOMTM anyways? -
LOL by
on 2010-06-20 15:36:00 UTC
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I agree.