Nice to see you back! I was wondering where you went a while ago... :D

*grimace* I feel your pain with fluky computers. I'm lucky enough not to have had any issues that last THAT long, though... at least not ones that prevent me from doing anything.

Was a malfunctioning PC the matter with no connection?
I know something about almost-dead computers... mine is one.

And it got worse when I joined the PPC. PPC has a bad effect on tecnology. *stares at his computer in case it blows up*

Here, have a pet cat. You may name her whatever you wish.

Please enjoy this ten-gallon hat as a welcoming back gift.

Warning: hat may not actually hold ten gallons of liquid.

Have a pufferfish :)

Feed it only Generic Meat.

I don't believe we've met. I'm Pretzel, and it's nice to meet you. Welcome back! I know how it is with idiotic computers and stuff- my power cord for my laptop managed to crap out on me for a good two months, so I was without my computer during the last bit of my previous quarter in college. Not fun.

As for the party, my agents shall definitely be joining in, now that I've got Permission and stuff. They are Ian Nahinu and Lee Keaton. Feel free to do with them as you wish; Lee's a bit of a lightweight when it comes to alcohol, and anything with mint in it gets her even more tipsy/snuggle-prone (which is weird, 'cause she's normally not all that touchy-feely), as she's a feline-based shapeshifter and therefore affected by anything in the mint family, like catnip. (For further info, look either on the Wiki or here).

My apologies for rambling; I do that quite a bit. Anyways, welcome back, and I can't wait to talk and interact with you further.

~Pretzel

Congratulations on your triumphant return to the internet!

Have a Roto-Router! It's a thin metal wire you can feed through the tubes when the internets get clogged.

"Roto-Router, that's the name
when your web connection's acting lame
Roto-router!"

Wait, did I spell that right? Anyways, it's really delicious, Chinese, and involves loads of sticky rice, Chinese sausagey-stuff, mushrooms, and a bunch of yummmies thrown together.

Gosh, I hate it when my Internet has problems... but it's never been for FOUR MONTHS. Wow.

Hello! Have a seventeen foot long, multicolored, wool, knit scarf (curly wig not included), and a bag of jelly babies.

Please use them IRresponsibly!

I must have just missed you from before as I joined about mid-February. Good to hear that your connection is better now.

My Agents are coming to the party. Expect hilarity to ensue.