Subject: Welcome
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Posted on: 2010-06-04 17:22:00 UTC
Hello! Have a secenteen foot long, multicolored, wool, knit scarf (curly wig not included), and a bag of jelly babies.
Please use them IRresponsibly.
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Hi! by
on 2010-06-04 08:17:00 UTC
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This is actually my second post, the first one being giving highly dangerous and powerful sci-fi weaponry from an obscure fandom to another new guy. And isn't that what PPC is all about?
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Re: Hi! by
on 2010-06-05 07:24:00 UTC
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Welcome to the PPC! Take a giant bladed yo-yo (currently being nominated for Most Underwhelming Weapon!) to go for your mecha. And, yes, that is a large part of the PPC. Just be a bit careful with that, though—we don't want our agents becoming too strong. There's no fun in an easy mission.
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hi by
on 2010-06-04 22:13:00 UTC
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Hi! I'm a newbie, too. Have a lightsaber. Choose your color.
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Re: hi by
on 2010-06-04 22:18:00 UTC
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Well.... Red's too Angsty and forever tainted by Pansy, Wangsty Anakin. And Purple is Samuel L Jackson's realm.
So, Generic Blue Lightsaber it is! -
Have a Cheetah! by
on 2010-06-04 20:32:00 UTC
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Feed it only Generic Meat!
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Welcome by
on 2010-06-04 17:22:00 UTC
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Hello! Have a secenteen foot long, multicolored, wool, knit scarf (curly wig not included), and a bag of jelly babies.
Please use themIRresponsibly. -
Welcome! Have a stuffed moogle! by
on 2010-06-04 17:05:00 UTC
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So fresh, you can smell the tannery! Please do not throw it at anything, as there may or may not be an explosive hidden within it.
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Welcome. Here's a tall ship. by
on 2010-06-04 17:00:00 UTC
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Fair winds and have a nice trip here!
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First plover! (nm) by
on 2010-06-04 15:42:00 UTC
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Greetings! by
on 2010-06-04 14:59:00 UTC
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Enjoy these Really Cool Shades (TM) as a welcoming gift.
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Welcome, new friend! by
on 2010-06-04 14:10:00 UTC
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Have some somewhat threatening, moderately powerful sci-fi weaponry from a vaguely well-known fandom.
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Hello new friend! by
on 2010-06-04 14:03:00 UTC
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Hello and welcome to the PPC Posting Board! Have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay here!
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YO! by
on 2010-06-04 13:04:00 UTC
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Welcome to the Board! Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *indicates bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* You shan't need it here. Also, here's a bag of sound effects. Don't let them ouuuuuuuuuuuuut...
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Re: YO! by
on 2010-06-04 14:10:00 UTC
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Sanity? I gave up on that when Lovecraft entered my life.
Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Fhtagn!
You can have whatever is left though. -
First poke! And... The Links by
on 2010-06-04 12:45:00 UTC
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Poking newbies is traditional. Of course it isn't meant to bruise. *poke*
Among other traditions, many of them crazy, we have an ever-growing list of Links that we throw at all newbies in the hopes that they will be read. In relative order of sensible-reading-ness, they are ...
* The Original PPC Series, which we assume you've already read.
* The List of Killed Badfic, which will direct you to a large number of non-Original PPC Missions.
The Board:
* The Board Constitution
* The FAQ: For the Board
The Wiki:
* We have our very own PPC Wiki
* The very-important-to-read-before-requesting-Permission Permission article
* Our (my!) Guide To The PPC
* The Mission Writing Guide
* The Slash-Sporking Guide
* The FAQ: For Newbies.
When you are ready to edit the wiki, make sure to read Neshomeh's excellent editing tutorial.
And finally, but very usefully,
* The List of Everything PPC
It's nice to meet you. :) -
Come join us! by
on 2010-06-04 12:15:00 UTC
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Simon, eh? Other people have epic usernames, and you pick Simon? Genius!
Have a pet cat. You may name him whatever you wish. Sorry, I ran out of sci-fi weaponry. -
RE: Come join us! by
on 2010-06-04 12:32:00 UTC
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I'm working on the name. My usual one sounds a bit too much like I'm ripping off HP to be suitable for a fanfiction group.
And so, in this tradition, I shall name this kitten:
Bob.
Just kidding, it's actually Julius Itulia Dent.
The Third.
Earl of Strathgordon.
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Welcome! by
on 2010-06-04 11:37:00 UTC
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It's a good thing I'm not handing out bolters 'cause I'd have ran out a long time ago. Here's your cadian lasgun. I'm gonna need to break into the armory to equip all of you...
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*Grins* by
on 2010-06-04 11:43:00 UTC
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Last time I had one of those it was a game of Dark Heresy. I made a teammate's head explode as the brain boiled. The headless burning corpse then ran at me.
Why was it burning? Lasfire + that character's ammo stash.
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Yayyyy by
on 2010-06-04 12:00:00 UTC
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Dark Heresy has the best Misfire table ever. A person's bone marrow boiling causing them to explode like a frag grenade? YOU BET.
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RE: Yayyyy by
on 2010-06-04 12:55:00 UTC
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And now I know my Agent's method of execution.
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Eee! by
on 2010-06-04 09:11:00 UTC
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Yet another new recruit to our ranks. *happydance* Here's your official Frying Pan of DoomTM and some chocolate-covered almonds. Enjoy.
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Halloooooo! by
on 2010-06-04 08:36:00 UTC
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Why, hello there, Simon! You remind me of this guy from Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann...
So, have a mecha! A giant mecha! That shoots really hot stuff! -
I'm making notes of all this stuff by
on 2010-06-04 10:05:00 UTC
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Never know when you'll need a Frying Pan of Doom or a Mecha.
Especially the Mecha. Ooh! Maybe the Tech guys can graft the pan on the mech...
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Re: I'm making notes of all this stuff by
on 2010-06-05 00:43:00 UTC
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Heh. Alton Brown would be proud of you for multi-tasking. ^^
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Giant poached eggs! (nm) by
on 2010-06-04 13:05:00 UTC
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Re: I'm making notes of all this stuff by
on 2010-06-04 11:26:00 UTC
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Probably in Gundam badfic. All I know about Gundam is that it's about a bunch of hot guys who pilot big mechas.