Welcome to the PPC! Take a giant bladed yo-yo (currently being nominated for Most Underwhelming Weapon!) to go for your mecha. And, yes, that is a large part of the PPC. Just be a bit careful with that, though—we don't want our agents becoming too strong. There's no fun in an easy mission.

Hi! I'm a newbie, too. Have a lightsaber. Choose your color.

Feed it only Generic Meat!

Hello! Have a secenteen foot long, multicolored, wool, knit scarf (curly wig not included), and a bag of jelly babies.

Please use them IRresponsibly.

So fresh, you can smell the tannery! Please do not throw it at anything, as there may or may not be an explosive hidden within it.

Fair winds and have a nice trip here!

Enjoy these Really Cool Shades (TM) as a welcoming gift.

Have some somewhat threatening, moderately powerful sci-fi weaponry from a vaguely well-known fandom.

Hello and welcome to the PPC Posting Board! Have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay here!

Welcome to the Board! Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *indicates bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* You shan't need it here. Also, here's a bag of sound effects. Don't let them ouuuuuuuuuuuuut...

Poking newbies is traditional. Of course it isn't meant to bruise. *poke*

Among other traditions, many of them crazy, we have an ever-growing list of Links that we throw at all newbies in the hopes that they will be read. In relative order of sensible-reading-ness, they are ...

* The Original PPC Series, which we assume you've already read.
* The List of Killed Badfic, which will direct you to a large number of non-Original PPC Missions.

The Board:
* The Board Constitution
* The FAQ: For the Board

The Wiki:
* We have our very own PPC Wiki
* The very-important-to-read-before-requesting-Permission Permission article
* Our (my!) Guide To The PPC
* The Mission Writing Guide
* The Slash-Sporking Guide
* The FAQ: For Newbies.
When you are ready to edit the wiki, make sure to read Neshomeh's excellent editing tutorial.

And finally, but very usefully,
* The List of Everything PPC


It's nice to meet you. :)

Simon, eh? Other people have epic usernames, and you pick Simon? Genius!
Have a pet cat. You may name him whatever you wish. Sorry, I ran out of sci-fi weaponry.

It's a good thing I'm not handing out bolters 'cause I'd have ran out a long time ago. Here's your cadian lasgun. I'm gonna need to break into the armory to equip all of you...

Yet another new recruit to our ranks. *happydance* Here's your official Frying Pan of Doom^TM and some chocolate-covered almonds. Enjoy.

Why, hello there, Simon! You remind me of this guy from Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann...

So, have a mecha! A giant mecha! That shoots really hot stuff!