Subject: Re: Oddly, the most upsetting of your points...
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Posted on: 2010-06-04 05:39:00 UTC
They intended only to kill the British Muggles, but it killed everyone else, too.
Subject: Re: Oddly, the most upsetting of your points...
Author:
Posted on: 2010-06-04 05:39:00 UTC
They intended only to kill the British Muggles, but it killed everyone else, too.
It just looks so bad. I'm not actually going to even OPEN the page.
Bleeprin, now! And if i'm going to need bleeprin even before being an agent... well... goodbye, mental sanity!
No, just no.*bangs head on the wall*
Chapter 1: Hey look! Survivor's Guilt!
Chapter 2: "the bosom of Mr Smith". Some marking of shifts in PoV would be good. And some Harmonianism. Fun, at least I think it is.
Chapter 3: " when I can be an Auror in a few months without them" WHAT?! The whole point of the Interview in OOTP was about what NEWTS to take in order to become an Auror. Even killing Voldemort wouldn't cause them to drop their standards by that much.
And of course, let's not forget that Dumbledore is an EVIL man.
And that's all I can handle for now. I pity the person who takes this on.
This sounds absolutely hi-larious. I must read it. Stay tuned for Nakkel's interesting commentary!
... Nobody cares, anyway.
Wait, 24 chapters? NO! LET ME OUT! LET ME GO I MADE A MISTAKE
That...oh, god...
I hope it's just a parody. If it is, it's done its job of scaring the fratz out of me.
What. Harry? When there are plenty of other allied families for the Malfoys to choose, they choose Harry?
Gah.
...is Neville getting killed by a flamethrower. Because A) Neville has been through enough already, and B) why is there a flamethrower in Harry Potter?
Oh! That ties into James Sirius causing the apocalypse. Here's what happens. JS plays a horrible prank on a Muggleborn girl. She withdraws from Hogwarts and exposes the Wizarding World to the Muggle news in revenge. The resulting scandal spirals into a three-way war between the British Muggles, the British Wizards, and those nasty, nasty Irish Wizards, during which the Muggle British army invades and massacres Hogwarts, including now-Professor Neville. In the end, the Irish end it by manufacturing a magical plague that wipes out humanity.
All because Harry and Ginny DARED to get together and have kids.
But wouldn't the Irish wizards ally with the other wizards to protect the magical community as a whole? And why would they make a plague that kills themselves along with the rest of the world?
This may be the first living person I've heard of to be racist against Irish people.
They intended only to kill the British Muggles, but it killed everyone else, too.
That's quite a rant. You've most effectively scared me off ever reading it. Ouch.
Also, interesting shorthand; "S/h/it" - was that intentional? These are the times I long for the number-neutral "they" to be commonplace...
That's their patented gender-neutral pronoun.