It lost some of the teal that the Suethor colors her author's note with, but all of the text is there! I may need to use Google Chrome to find the source code, though; Firefox had it all horizontal, which made copy-pasting the story awful.

Oh, and I beat the old exclamation point record. After calling for her mommy, the Adventure Time Marshall Lee-lusting Guardian Angel Sue(for reference, the only other "angel" in Adventure Time was only pretending to be an angel so that she could capture and cook people who went into a certain cave system) used over forty exclamation points in a row! How is that even possible?

This is a mess. Also, if the Circle is anything to go on, Marshall Lee is Adventure Time's Legolas in terms of lust percentage, despite the fact that he only showed up in two episodes, only one of which he had any lines in. Maybe it's his plaid shirt. I never would have thought Suethors liked plaid, but it's the only thing about him that's different from all of the other minor humanoid characters.

Wait, here I am being silly and trying to apply what makes sense to a pack of Suethors. I should never try to do that.