Greetings from planet I HATE BAD FAN-FICTION

Greetings from planet I HATE BAD FAN-FICTION by Prard'ras'kleoni on 2010-03-26 17:46:00 UTC

Welcome! by OpinionedAngel on 2010-03-27 15:20:00 UTC Reply

Hello and welcome to the PPC Posting Board! Have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay here!
Have a Grizzly Bear! by WikiMaster on 2010-03-27 10:08:00 UTC Reply

Don't feed it Sues or Stus. It's purpose is to serve as a mascot, nothing more.
Excellent... by terrofen on 2010-03-27 04:20:00 UTC Reply

...our ranks are swelling. Welcome. Please help yourself to all of the beverages you desire. They are free, but sadly they all taste of snark.
Hello! by Cinnia Aine on 2010-03-27 03:53:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the PPC! Here's a sabre from the Raven Armory and a bottle of bleeprin. Have fun in the insanity!
Re: Greetings from planet I HATE BAD FAN-FICTION by Kallisti on 2010-03-27 01:31:00 UTC Reply

Hey, I'm no longer the Official Canon Fodder!

...uh, I mean I'm no longer the most junior agent. Yes. That is what I said, because that is what I meant...

*Hands nice watch and runs*
Re: Greetings from planet I HATE BAD FAN-FICTION by Meta on 2010-03-26 23:26:00 UTC Reply

In the immortal words of Bruce Willis.... "Welcome to the party pal." Have a stuffed Emu. Obviously he didn't say the bit about the Emu, but have one anyway. It's called Ringo.
Welcome, oh hater of badfic! by doctorlit on 2010-03-26 23:05:00 UTC Reply

Have a venomous arthropod! You may not need gloves to handle it.
Felicitations! Nice username. by Mr. Eldritch on 2010-03-26 22:48:00 UTC Reply

Hello, Prard! Have a PPG. Try not to shoot yourself in the foot!

Oh, and you might want to work on your grammar and punctuation a bit. Seeing as how most missions also involve making fun of badly-written fanfictions, it doesn't look terribly good to have us screwing up ourselves.

And may I inquire as to what fandoms you belong to?

Thanks by white.fang on 2010-03-28 02:34:00 UTC Reply

Thanks. Sorry about the technical errors, I had to quickly write it during a short break at school.

I love Star Wars, Star Trek, and Redwall (but I hate, "That Series.")

Regarding "That Series"... by Mr. Eldritch on 2010-03-28 21:24:00 UTC Reply

Don't worry. I'm pretty sure that it no longer exists: As far as I can tell, it was hosted on Yiffstar- a site which, mercifully, no longer exists.

herro! by Maudlin Hart on 2010-03-26 22:11:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the Board. Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *indicates bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* You shan't need it here. Also, here's some coconuts.
Re: Greetings from planet I HATE BAD FAN-FICTION by Ethanthecrazy on 2010-03-26 22:08:00 UTC Reply

Welcome. I have for you an enchanted orange. It can talk and has the ability to . . . look like an orange!
First ketchup! by Tomato on 2010-03-26 21:28:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the PPC! Have a coxcomb. It's a sort of silly hat.
Greetings and first poke! by Neshomeh on 2010-03-26 20:07:00 UTC Reply

*poke*

As a newcomer here, you ought to familiarize yourself with our general attitude and modus operandi. For that purpose, we have a collection of excellent documents designed precisely with newcomers in mind. To begin with, there is our wiki page about ourselves. Also, Sedri's Guide to the PPC is highly informative.

You should also familiarize yourself with our Board Constitution and the article about how to get Permission to write spin-offs--and of course take the time to read the Original Series.

Also, have a bumper sticker! *sticks one to you* Muahahaha!

Welcome!

~Neshomeh

Welcome by Miah on 2010-03-28 05:08:00 UTC Reply

Hello. Have a seventeen foot long, multi-colored, wool, knit scarf (curly wig not included), and a bag of jelly babies.

Please use them IRresponsibly!

Welcome. Here's a tall ship. by Khajidu on 2010-03-26 18:01:00 UTC Reply

Fair winds!