Subject: Re: Greetings from planet I HATE BAD FAN-FICTION
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Posted on: 2010-03-27 01:31:00 UTC
Hey, I'm no longer the Official Canon Fodder!
...uh, I mean I'm no longer the most junior agent. Yes. That is what I said, because that is what I meant...
*Hands nice watch and runs*
Hello, I hate bad fan-fiction. I like to work on finding a way to burn the digital code of bad fan-fictions even though it is technically impossible(for now). As such I feel this is the right place for me.
I enjoy critiquing fan-fictions(especially bad ones). I hope that I will be accepted by this community. I decided to officially join after reading a few quotes of, "That Series."
Sincerely,
Prard
Hello and welcome to the PPC Posting Board! Have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay here!
Don't feed it Sues or Stus. It's purpose is to serve as a mascot, nothing more.
...our ranks are swelling. Welcome. Please help yourself to all of the beverages you desire. They are free, but sadly they all taste of snark.
Welcome to the PPC! Here's a sabre from the Raven Armory and a bottle of bleeprin. Have fun in the insanity!
Hey, I'm no longer the Official Canon Fodder!
...uh, I mean I'm no longer the most junior agent. Yes. That is what I said, because that is what I meant...
*Hands nice watch and runs*
In the immortal words of Bruce Willis.... "Welcome to the party pal." Have a stuffed Emu. Obviously he didn't say the bit about the Emu, but have one anyway. It's called Ringo.
Have a venomous arthropod! You may not need gloves to handle it.
Hello, Prard! Have a PPG. Try not to shoot yourself in the foot!
Oh, and you might want to work on your grammar and punctuation a bit. Seeing as how most missions also involve making fun of badly-written fanfictions, it doesn't look terribly good to have us screwing up ourselves.
And may I inquire as to what fandoms you belong to?
Thanks. Sorry about the technical errors, I had to quickly write it during a short break at school.
I love Star Wars, Star Trek, and Redwall (but I hate, "That Series.")
Don't worry. I'm pretty sure that it no longer exists: As far as I can tell, it was hosted on Yiffstar- a site which, mercifully, no longer exists.
Welcome to the Board. Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *indicates bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* You shan't need it here. Also, here's some coconuts.
Welcome. I have for you an enchanted orange. It can talk and has the ability to . . . look like an orange!
Welcome to the PPC! Have a coxcomb. It's a sort of silly hat.
*poke*
As a newcomer here, you ought to familiarize yourself with our general attitude and modus operandi. For that purpose, we have a collection of excellent documents designed precisely with newcomers in mind. To begin with, there is our wiki page about ourselves. Also, Sedri's Guide to the PPC is highly informative.
You should also familiarize yourself with our Board Constitution and the article about how to get Permission to write spin-offs--and of course take the time to read the Original Series.
Also, have a bumper sticker! *sticks one to you* Muahahaha!
Welcome!
~Neshomeh
Hello. Have a seventeen foot long, multi-colored, wool, knit scarf (curly wig not included), and a bag of jelly babies.
Please use them IRresponsibly!
Fair winds!