The giant squid did WHAT to Hogwarts?!?!?!?

Oh dear Glod... And here I'd thought I'd seen everything...

... I take it you two are part of the Department of WTF? I'm still slightly stunned by this. It DEFINITELY had to die.

I actually thought that fic was kind of funny. But your sporking is funnier by far.

How...why...how?

How did you even read this? Just the parts you quoted in the mission were enough to make me want to shotgun myself in the heart. Twice. You, sirs (or madams, or persons), have stomachs of tempered steel.

And now, I will go back to assuming that fic was an intentionally cracky parody, and not something the author wrote for personal enjoyment.

It would be appreciated if you could tell us, at the very least, what fandom your mission is for in your plug, preferably in your heading - I usually don't bother to open links if I don't know I'm going to recognise the fandom. Details such as department and focus characters would be good, too.

And that fic... ow. Someone's mind is terribly twisted. Though considering the incident in OFUM, I could see the squid taking a career as an actor...

Ah, big explosion. I like that big explosion - and you had every cause to create one. :)

(You still have a few little tech errors, though - missing a full stop after and a pad with a Big Red Button, for example. Nothing serious, but you should probably do another round of beta-reading next time.)

You know your opening AN contains a horrible tense shift, right?

Also, there are a few moments where it's kind of obvious you're trying to avoid the Pronoun Problem.

"Giant squid bang Hogwarts."

I would read further and complain about more, but that sentence put too many images in my head, and none of them end in a good place, and oh Glod giant squid WHY my brain may never stop screaming.

Glad to see someone finally killed that fic. I didn't think of charging a building with public masturbation.

A very strange 'fic indeed.
I'm highly entertained by the killing of it. Nice, straightforward, amusing.
I might have preferred a bit less cut-and-paste, though, and more Agent interaction.
Still, definitely fun times. For readers, not Agents, one thinks. And explosions are sweet.
I look forward to other missions.