I, Bronwyn do hereby swear to uphold the laws and Canon of the Multi-verse and PPC.
I swear not to kill a Mary-Sue before gathering appropriate charges nor pull a Mister Rogers without due process. I now put my Agent Eileen up for Judgment:

Agent Eileen

Species: Human
Home Continuum: Lord of the rings, was rescued from sue story as child bit-character and brought to the nursery, where she was promptly renamed via the song on the radio.
Height: 5’8”
Hair: Red, Frizzy, shoulder length; Kept in a loose ponytail,
Eyes: Gray
Age: approx. 16-20 (age was unspecified in Fic)
Department: Mary-Sue Research and experimentation (RaE for short)
Previous Partner/Department: was raised in PPC Nursery
Partner: Agent Aisling (sometimes)
Weapon of Choice: Scimitar, Daggers
Music of Choice: The Who, Janis Joplin, Franz Ferdinand,
Books of Choice: L.o.t.R. trilogy, Simarillion, Terry Pratchett
Pet peeves: Mary-sues, idiot writers, plot holes you can drive a truck through, Dexy’s midnight runners jokes,
Phobias: landing, cows, things-that-always-brush-past-your-leg-while-wading-through-water,
Lust Object: Adric (Doctor Who), eleventh Doctor, Charlie Weasley, Trevor (from unseen academicals)
Mini: Reaper: Marsha, Myssa,
Personality: Very hyper, and a sort of… bouncy individual. Literally, when excited she has a nasty habit of bouncing on the spot. Quick to apologize for things that aren’t necessarily her fault, but she can sulk with the best of them. Due her brief stint in a sue-fic as a child bit-character she tends to not grasp sarcasm as well as others, and has a thin skin when it comes to insults. Has a tendency to Squee occasionally and in extreme conditions will stampede.
Special quirks/abilities: Has a third Arm due to general bad writing in her brief description in Sue-fic as a child bit-character.

And now for the Link to the writing sample: http://docs.google.com/View?id=df4qxpsx_7wvxfdvf2