Have a plush panda that eats, shoots and leaves!

Here, have a miniature chemistry set! Complete with 'Sues for all your mad scientist needs.

Welcome to the Board. Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *indicates bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* You shan't be needing it here. Also, here is some condensed Erin Go Bragh scraped from the walls of a concert hall. No, I don't know what you can use it for. Shuttup.

Welcome to the PPC Posting Board! Have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay here!

New people are generally excellent. Nice to meet you. I'm Makari; may I call you Data? I'm loath to use DJ, and I have an unfortunate tendency to abbreviate things four syllables and over.

Here, have a harness-and-leash set. They're amazingly useful, for anything from minis to partners to runaway brains.

Here, have large, blue egg. No clue what's in it.

Fair winds!

*pokes*

Hello. Not knowing exactly what you've read already, I nevertheless recommend taking the time to visit the PPC Lost Tales archive. It is still under construction in places, but since GeoCities went under it is the only place to find some of the stories that were written contemporarily with the Original Series.

(And everyone, please let me know if you have any issues with the site layout, or spot typos, or anything like that. I've recently noticed that the story text overlaps the dragon sidebar on some monitors, and I haven't fixed everything yet. Also let me know if you'd like to contribute time or data in any way.)

That said, welcome a'Board!

~Neshomeh

Have a 17 foot long, multi-colored, wool knit scarf (curly wig not included). Come check out the IRC channel. It's linked through the wiki, or here:

http://wbe04.mibbit.com?settings=12bf096bab4399ac3d0cc82c41d78b70&server=irc.blitzed.org&channel=%23PPC

I'd say we don't bite there, but some of the Plushies like to chew a bit. *cough!Bryn!cough!*

Anyway, welcome.

Miah

Welcome to the PPC! Here's an archery set from the Raven Armory and a bottle of bleeprin. Have fun with the insanity!

Help yourself to your favorite venomous arthropod.

*fanfare*
You've unlocked Data Junkie, the cyberpunk enthusiast!

Isn't it SCP Foundation, or am I getting two different things confused?

Anyways. I hope you enjoy it here.

Welcome to the madness! Take a softnose laser and enjoy your stay.

I present you with your very own Penguin Minion! *Shoves forward* His name is Horatio, and his speciality is darning socks :D

Does that mean we will have to fight you before you become available for play? Just asking, because if that is the case then I should get my DK tie cleaned and ready for use.

Anyways, welcome. Have a bar of holographic chocolate.

*gives Data Junkie a PPC bumper sticker*

Welcome to the board! I take it from your username that you're a cyberpunk fan?

I'm sure somebody'll spam you with links soon, so I'll just give you an egg whisk. It's shiny, gold-plated, and whisks not only eggs but author wraiths and those pesky spambots, too. Use it for good and not much evil.

Welcome to the insanity! Enjoy the ride.