Subject: Ah.
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Posted on: 2010-02-17 13:05:00 UTC
I was going to put a review in and ask if she was a disgruntled PPC agent, but.... You've answered that question for me. Thanks, RipplingOphelia.
Yeah, she's a hoot, ain't she?
-Honu_Wahine
Someone's gone and written a 'Suefic on the pit, with the 'Sue attempting to force a Legomance. The title is, and I kid you not, "Fair Wandered, Thou Makest Me Sick." A quote from the story -
"Then the sunshine burst out from behind the clouds, the birds sang, and five rainbows in previously thought to be impossible positions in the sky appeared.
Said unwelcome guest had golden hair that rippled down past her slender waist as she walked, her steps barely able to be heard. Her eyes were big and bright blue, shining as if she always had teardrops ready to fall (and for her sick purposes she probably did). Apparently she was lost – she was calling out in some foul language, presumably for help."
The story is pure genius-- and it has a sequel, with a 'Sue who has the unparalleled ability to mangle Shakespeare beyond recognition. Here's a link to the first one - http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4810725/1/FairWandererThouMakestMeSick
Just click on the author's link for the second. What a great present for Mardi Gras.
-HonuWahine(sorry for the fic-spam. It was just too good to pass up.)
I have been prone to fits of laughter at random moments ever since I read about the Witch-King being named 'Norbert'. I salute you! =D
Thanks! 'Norbert' was the first random name that popped into my head when I was writing, so there you go: Norbert, the fearsome Witch-King of Angmar! =D
Hahaha... excellent, just... excellent!
Thanks!
Ah! So you have come across the genious named Araloth. She's actually my beta. She is a really cool person. Flexible yet hates Sues vehemently.
I was going to put a review in and ask if she was a disgruntled PPC agent, but.... You've answered that question for me. Thanks, RipplingOphelia.
Yeah, she's a hoot, ain't she?
-Honu_Wahine
Oh definitely! She's super sweet and really nice, yet she is tough with me. Perhaps one day we shall slay the wretched Sue's together.
One day...
*The American Dream-Nuclear family, white picket fence, Sue slaying*
Naws! *hugs* Yes, one day we shall go and slay Sues. . .we'll slay the worst ones and rid the fandom of various abominations. :D
I will be working on my first piece. You may read it when I am finished.
Awesomeness! :)
That is how he should react.
Thank you. :)