Hello and welcome to the PPC Posting Borad! Have some chocolate and enjoy your stay!

Believe me, it's useful - maybe not for sleeping, but for putting others to sleep.

Hi ukitsu!
Welcome! Here's a bottle of bleeprin, and I have heard they have bumper stickers somewhere back there *gestures behind her*.

*pokes ceremonially*

Welcome! Also, please have this bumper sticker! *sticks on bumper sticker reading "Spell-check is my co-pilot."*

If you need even more material to read, may I point you to the PPC Lost Tales archive? It's still under construction in places, but there are some PPC stories there that you won't be able to find anywhere else now that Geocities is gone. Enjoy!

~Neshomeh

Welcome! I offer to thee...a coxcomb! Which is a sort of silly hat. One can never have too many silly hats.

Fair winds!

I comes bearing links. *drags out Big Bag O' Links and digs through it*

First off is the link to the Wiki, a veritable fount of information for a newbie to read through. Especially helpful for you if you want to write missions would be the page on Permission (note the capital P).

I would advise against reading any Legendary Badfic, unless you are of strong mind and stomach. Even the summaries have been known to give those of weaker constitution nightmares.

For your reading pleasure, not knowing what you have already managed to find, I have several links for you. The Original Series (not to be confused with Star Trek) is a good place to start, as the PPC did many aeons ago. What do you mean I'm exaggerating? The Department of Geographical Aberrations is another interesting place to visit, if you have the time and inclination. Also by hS is the Tangled Webs site, which contains backstory for the PPC as an organisation. If you would rather visit the Floaters, then July's site is the place you need to be. And last, but most definitely not least, Response Centre 45 is where Trojie and Pads' missions are archived.

Hope you enjoy your stay here. Please deposit your sanity into the container offered to you by another Boarder; you won't be needing it here.

And Honey. I like honey.

Have a 17 foot long, multi-color, wool, knit scarf--curly wig not included. :D

I'm pretty new here, also. It has been a blast so far!

Welcome to the insanity! Have a plush panda. :D

What fandoms are you into?

Hello! That's pretty much it, really...

Agent Sam and Sidhe say hello (Well, Sidhe says Aneth ara).
Welcome to the Board, have lots of fun (oh, and have a bucket for your sanity. Don't worry, we won't let the Mabari have *all* of it...).
If you'd like a mini for yourself, I've got a ton left over from that last horror on the Pit. Great Hades, what a nightmare.
Like I said have fun here--we're all a little nuts, and we don't bite...unless we're really, really hungry.
Honu_Wahine(I'm probably the craziest person you'll meet here)

Have a venomous arthropod!

Welcome to the PPC! Here's a set of archery equipment from the Raven Armory and a bottle of bleeprin. (Unfortunately, I'm not all that much of a role model here, as I have no plans at the moment to PPC anything. The Pit of Voles has stolen my sanity at last.)

*pokes*

Anyway, welcome to the Board! Shortly, someone will come up to you with a bucket labelled 'Warg Fodder and ask you to deposit your sanity inside. Do so. It is the best place for it during your stay here.

Also, take a softnose laser.

So, what are your fandoms?