Some of the fanfictions are on the Unclaimed Badfic page on the Wiki. The D.Gray-Man ones will follow as soon as I have refamiliarized myself with the continuum and know how bad it is.

But she's probably a troll.

Anyone notice anything wrong with this sentence? "She had back length blonde hair that was pulled to the side and tied with a black ribbon over her right shoulder, her raven locks framing her pale face." Fun image, that.

That was the 5th sentence of one of them. And she is almost certainly an author self-insert. The fact that they have the same name is worrisome.

On the other hand, I did find this on her profile, which might be useful when charging 'Sues. "62)I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat, or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or pirahna."

All things considered, I don't think I'll waste my time reading past sentence 5. I'd rather not build up a tolerance to drivel. It might lower my standards, and that would be bad for sporking.

--anamia

Ugh. It's worse than I expected...

In every way imaginable! UGH! Everything about it is just wrong and horrible all at once!

...Which to me means nothing. I'm terrible like that.