Subject: 'Ello!
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Posted on: 2010-01-14 02:03:00 UTC
Here, have an egg whisk! It's shiny, gold-plated, and whisks not only eggs but author wraiths and those pesky spambots, as well. Use it for good and not much evil.
Welcome to the insanity! Enjoy the ride.
I was so glad to see that the PPC didn't die with the end of the original series. I just got into the series a little while ago after I ran out of OFUM fic ;.;. ^^ Someday, when I grow up, I hope to be a good, psychotic PPC officer.
Nice to meet all of you!
Hello and welcome to the PPC Board! Have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay!
Welcome to the PPC! Sorry that I'm late. Here's a dagger set from the Raven Armory and a bottle of Bleeprin.
Anyway, a bit late, but: Welcome! I see you've already read the Monster That Is My Draft up there, so I'll just give you my gifts - a Capillary Towel and a spoon - and the other Links that should come in handy:
The Original PPC Series
The Board Constitution)
The PPC Wiki
The List of Everything PPC
The Permission article
and!
The FAQ For the Board
So again, welcome. It's nice to meet you :)
Here, have an egg whisk! It's shiny, gold-plated, and whisks not only eggs but author wraiths and those pesky spambots, as well. Use it for good and not much evil.
Welcome to the insanity! Enjoy the ride.
Have a set of tongs, they're stronger then they look and could help you avoid have to touch a Sue!
Thanks for the tongs! I'm sure they will come in handy, very, very soon.
So... Redwall and Discworld, eh?
So, in addition to the softnose laser that I will throw at you-
*throws*
-I shall also chuck a Miss Goodboy brass knuckle and a DeSue'd Martin Sword Carbon Copy (DMSCC, not to be confused with DMS,) your way for your collection of shinies.
*chucks*
-Manages somehow not to kill herself when catching the softnose laser, and then the brass knuckles. Looks over them admiringly.-
I absolutely love Mrs. Goodbody's work. Think I'll have to slip down to Discworld and grab a cosh...
-Squeals and ducks the sword, then goes to pick it up off the ground. Squees at the awesomeness of having a Martin sword- Thanks Piph!
Help yourself to your favorite venomous arthropod!
What fandoms are you into?
Lord of the Rings (Books, I kinda spaced out on the movies after Aragorn went over the cliff and Elves fought at Helm's Deep)
Discworld
Dragon Age
Fable II
Elder Scrolls
Harry Potter (Off and on)
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic I & II
Dragonriders of Pern
Redwall
Various others I can't think of at the moment...
And thank you for the warm welcome.
Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *indicates bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* You shan't be needing it here. Also, here are lots and lots of assorted root vegetables.
-Tosses mass amounts of beef into the Warg Fodder- Unfortunately, I lost mine a while ago, and haven't been able to find it yet. (Sanity guys. I'm talking about sanity. Don't let the 'M' fics overwhelm your brain)
And yummy! Root veggies! Just no sweet potatoes/yams, right? -Cautious look at the roots as she starts rummaging- Don't like yams.
Anyone want stew?
It had to be said. *bustles off*
Aren't big cats interesting?
-Hugs tiger and promptly gets mauled-
... Thanks. I really, /really/ love tigers.
..... Help please?
Another newbie, whee. I'm not the only one new around here, nice to know. I don't think I have anything to offer, sorry.
But I heard newbies get bumper stickers, and I give you this useful link (contains almost everything that has to do with the PPC): http://community.livejournal.com/the_ppc/20306.html
So, I welcome you, and wish you good luck.
Elorie
I really appreciate the link, it's quite useful.
And it's OK. I collect greetings. -Holds up greeting baskets-
Hey, I've seen you've already come upon the wiki, and you're probably read it already, so that's neato.
If you got any questions you're welcome to add me on AIM, YIM, or MSN: fairladypsyche for AIM and YIM and fairladypsyche at hotmail.com for MSN (with Gtalk and my email up at top there). I'm on most of the time, so if you need any help I'm more than willing to answer any questions you have. ^_^
Yay! First to greet! Welcome! And, as proof that I truly do welcome you here, I offer you this sparkly rock. -offers-
I'm certain someone will be around with The Links eventually, so I shall simply greet you yet again and hope that you stay.
--anamia, who is not hyper right now, thank you very much. well, not very hyper. all right, dammit, i'm hyper. sue me. (Lack of capitalization deliberate, I assure you.)