Hello and welcome to the PPC Board! Have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay!

Welcome to the PPC! Sorry that I'm late. Here's a dagger set from the Raven Armory and a bottle of Bleeprin.

Anyway, a bit late, but: Welcome! I see you've already read the Monster That Is My Draft up there, so I'll just give you my gifts - a Capillary Towel and a spoon - and the other Links that should come in handy:

The Original PPC Series
The Board Constitution)
The PPC Wiki
The List of Everything PPC
The Permission article
and!
The FAQ For the Board

So again, welcome. It's nice to meet you :)

Here, have an egg whisk! It's shiny, gold-plated, and whisks not only eggs but author wraiths and those pesky spambots, as well. Use it for good and not much evil.

Welcome to the insanity! Enjoy the ride.

Have a set of tongs, they're stronger then they look and could help you avoid have to touch a Sue!

So... Redwall and Discworld, eh?

So, in addition to the softnose laser that I will throw at you-

*throws*

-I shall also chuck a Miss Goodboy brass knuckle and a DeSue'd Martin Sword Carbon Copy (DMSCC, not to be confused with DMS,) your way for your collection of shinies.

*chucks*

Help yourself to your favorite venomous arthropod!

What fandoms are you into?

Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *indicates bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* You shan't be needing it here. Also, here are lots and lots of assorted root vegetables.

Aren't big cats interesting?

Another newbie, whee. I'm not the only one new around here, nice to know. I don't think I have anything to offer, sorry.
But I heard newbies get bumper stickers, and I give you this useful link (contains almost everything that has to do with the PPC): http://community.livejournal.com/the_ppc/20306.html
So, I welcome you, and wish you good luck.
Elorie

Hey, I've seen you've already come upon the wiki, and you're probably read it already, so that's neato.

If you got any questions you're welcome to add me on AIM, YIM, or MSN: fairladypsyche for AIM and YIM and fairladypsyche at hotmail.com for MSN (with Gtalk and my email up at top there). I'm on most of the time, so if you need any help I'm more than willing to answer any questions you have. ^_^

Yay! First to greet! Welcome! And, as proof that I truly do welcome you here, I offer you this sparkly rock. -offers-

I'm certain someone will be around with The Links eventually, so I shall simply greet you yet again and hope that you stay.

--anamia, who is not hyper right now, thank you very much. well, not very hyper. all right, dammit, i'm hyper. sue me. (Lack of capitalization deliberate, I assure you.)