The Neuralysers. As I understand it, they require the character being neuralysed to actually see the little blinky-light, which is why sunglasses protect us from their effects, so how can one neuralyse a character who, in this version of canon, may or may not actually have EYES?
Suvian healing. Would a character who was badly wounded for purposes of hurt-comfort, then healed using completely wrong methods by a Sue, require proper treatment by Medical? Or would the Sue’s healing work? Would the wounds disappear when the canon snapped back into place? (She goes digging around in the bullet holes, arg arg arg…)
Severelys. In the badfic "Possessed" by Ascafennasiel, there is a line which goes “Pippin shrugged, staring at the severely.” If “severely” was a noun, do you agree that it would be a sort of spiky steel kitten? Wouldn’t “Shrike” be a good name for that kitten? And can I keep it? It’s cute.
Also, Zotz would like to know if Deadpool should be added to the list of characters who are aware of the PPC- since he’s aware he’s living in a comic, he should be able to tell if he’s in a fanfiction too, right? Not that I’ve ever seen a fic featuring him, but that might just be because I don’t read the right sort of fanfic…
And now the badfic.
The Day I Became Mew » reviews
Natasha makes a wish. Universe answers but in a most humorous way. Does Natasha have what it takes to be a Legendary? Who will she meet along the way? What trouble could she possibly get into? Original Character!

The author has another fic called “To Be A Ringwraith Or To Be a Queen”… that fic is mine. This one is a horrible self-insert Sue. At least she has relatively good spelling and grammar. Vaguely good spelling and grammar. And she isn’t just messing with Mew. Please, kill it, someone! Gaaaah!