Greetings!

Hi there! by 3solid on 2009-12-16 23:42:00 UTC Reply

Hey, this is 3Solid. Well, that's my Email anyway. I'd rather make up something new as an alias, but 3Solid's fine too.

I plan on writing a PPC at some point. Not before I've been here for a month. I've heard you guys are "Quirky", but considering that my normal thought process is "Maths sounds a lot like Mats. Hey, I haven't talked to Matthew in a while" I think I'll fit in fine.

I'm also throwing around an idea for a new department in my head. Thought that you guys might be interested. Most departments are about killing sues, or removing author-wraiths, or helping someone else do one of those things. My new idea for a department is about capturing unique sues and testing out their strange abilities. For example, Sue A is underwater for a ridiculously long time in her story, so we see how long she can hold her breath, then throw her in a vacuum and see how well she does in there. >:D

I've read the original series and most of the spinoffs on Miss Cam's site.

And- Woah, long winded introduction. Uh. I think you get the point ^.^;

Welcome. Here's a tall ship. (nm) by khajidu on 2009-12-18 22:39:00 UTC Reply
hi by kitsune106 on 2009-12-18 17:45:00 UTC Reply

welcome to the PPC.

Oh.. the science department. i think we have one already.
Ohai dar by Maslab on 2009-12-17 22:44:00 UTC Reply

I think you'll fit in just fine.
As long as we've got a shoehorn here somewhere...

Anyway, have a slipspace drive. I have no idea what to do with it, but I'm sure you can find something to do with the thing.

*dumps the drive on 3solid's lawn*
Welcome! *proffers a plate of lembas* (nm) by The Trojanhorse on 2009-12-17 20:04:00 UTC Reply
Greetings and first poke! by Neshomeh on 2009-12-17 19:56:00 UTC Reply

*pokes*

Welcome to the madness. And, I agree that your idea would fit quite well in the Department of Mary-Sue Research and Experiments. I'm sure they'd be glad to have you.

~Neshomeh
Welcome by OpinionedAngel on 2009-12-17 17:48:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the board! Have a chocolate bar, won't you?
Welcome! by doctorlit on 2009-12-17 13:36:00 UTC Reply

Help yourself to a venomous arthropod!
and here it be by Maudlin Hart on 2009-12-17 12:53:00 UTC Reply

The container for depositing your sanity in! *indicates bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* You probably won't need it here. Also, here's a luvverly buncha coconuts. You know what to do with them...
Greetings! by Anity on 2009-12-17 08:10:00 UTC Reply

I gift you with a mutant strawberry; if it grows legs and wanders off, you can still eat it. Or keep it as a pet. Whichever you prefer.
I think it should be a Division, not a Department. by WikiMaster on 2009-12-17 04:27:00 UTC Reply

But either way, have a Morphing Cube!
Good to meet you by Barid on 2009-12-17 03:16:00 UTC Reply

I bring you tidings of hello!

Have a tiny mechanical Ent and enjoy your stay.
Welcome! First pillow! by Sedri on 2009-12-17 02:51:00 UTC Reply

You'll need it for those mid-mission naps.

Your idea for a new department sounds interesting, though fairly similar to the Department of Mary Sue Experiments and Research; might want to check that out first. If it's fairly similar, I'm sure they'd welcome new agents!

That said, welcome, welcome, welcome. To the land of PPC. To the land of PPC. How may we help you today? ;)

Also, believe me, that's not long-winded. We talk a lot around here.

Nice to meet you!
First plover! (nm) by Tawaki on 2009-12-17 02:39:00 UTC Reply
Hi! by Cinnia Aine on 2009-12-17 01:04:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the PPC! Here's an archery set from the Raven Armory and a bottle of bleeprin! (The department idea sounds pretty cool if it hasn't been used already.)
Hello there~ by Ansela on 2009-12-16 23:46:00 UTC Reply

*tosses a P-90 at you* Hm. What you propose sounds very much like the Department of Mary Sue Experiments & Research. More information on that on the Wiki.

I comes bearing links. *drags out Big Bag O' Links and digs through it*

First off is the link to the Wiki, a veritable fount of information for a newbie to read through. Especially helpful for you if you want to write missions would be the page on Permission (note the capital P).

I would advise against reading any Legendary Badfic, unless you are of strong mind and stomach. Even the summaries have been known to give those of weaker constitution nightmares.

For your reading pleasure, not knowing what you have already managed to find, I have several links for you. The Original Series (not to be confused with Star Trek) is a good place to start, as the PPC did many aeons ago. ~~What do you mean I'm exaggerating?~~ The Department of Geographical Aberrations is another interesting place to visit, if you have the time and inclination. Also by hS is the Tangled Webs site, which contains backstory for the PPC as an organisation. If you would rather visit the Floaters, then July's site is the place you need to be. And last, but most definitely not least, Response Centre 45 is where Trojie and Pads' missions are archived.

Hope you enjoy your stay here. Please deposit your sanity into the container offered to you by another Boarder; you won't be needing it here.