welcome to the PPC.

Oh.. the science department. i think we have one already.

I think you'll fit in just fine.
As long as we've got a shoehorn here somewhere...

Anyway, have a slipspace drive. I have no idea what to do with it, but I'm sure you can find something to do with the thing.

*dumps the drive on 3solid's lawn*

*pokes*

Welcome to the madness. And, I agree that your idea would fit quite well in the Department of Mary-Sue Research and Experiments. I'm sure they'd be glad to have you.

~Neshomeh

Welcome to the board! Have a chocolate bar, won't you?

Help yourself to a venomous arthropod!

The container for depositing your sanity in! *indicates bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* You probably won't need it here. Also, here's a luvverly buncha coconuts. You know what to do with them...

I gift you with a mutant strawberry; if it grows legs and wanders off, you can still eat it. Or keep it as a pet. Whichever you prefer.

But either way, have a Morphing Cube!

I bring you tidings of hello!

Have a tiny mechanical Ent and enjoy your stay.

You'll need it for those mid-mission naps.

Your idea for a new department sounds interesting, though fairly similar to the Department of Mary Sue Experiments and Research; might want to check that out first. If it's fairly similar, I'm sure they'd welcome new agents!

That said, welcome, welcome, welcome. To the land of PPC. To the land of PPC. How may we help you today? ;)

Also, believe me, that's not long-winded. We talk a lot around here.

Nice to meet you!

Welcome to the PPC! Here's an archery set from the Raven Armory and a bottle of bleeprin! (The department idea sounds pretty cool if it hasn't been used already.)

*tosses a P-90 at you* Hm. What you propose sounds very much like the Department of Mary Sue Experiments & Research. More information on that on the Wiki.

I comes bearing links. *drags out Big Bag O' Links and digs through it*

First off is the link to the Wiki, a veritable fount of information for a newbie to read through. Especially helpful for you if you want to write missions would be the page on Permission (note the capital P).

I would advise against reading any Legendary Badfic, unless you are of strong mind and stomach. Even the summaries have been known to give those of weaker constitution nightmares.

For your reading pleasure, not knowing what you have already managed to find, I have several links for you. The Original Series (not to be confused with Star Trek) is a good place to start, as the PPC did many aeons ago. What do you mean I'm exaggerating? The Department of Geographical Aberrations is another interesting place to visit, if you have the time and inclination. Also by hS is the Tangled Webs site, which contains backstory for the PPC as an organisation. If you would rather visit the Floaters, then July's site is the place you need to be. And last, but most definitely not least, Response Centre 45 is where Trojie and Pads' missions are archived.

Hope you enjoy your stay here. Please deposit your sanity into the container offered to you by another Boarder; you won't be needing it here.