Subject: Shovels?
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Posted on: 2013-04-21 09:40:00 UTC
Probably: Why did you bring this into my office? You do know we are not permanently rooted like our non-sentient cousins, right? Wait, what are you doing? OW! Stop! Security! Captain Dandy, somebody, stop this crazy agent!
Now, flamethrowers and weed whackers are another matter entirely.