Subject: Oo, an alley!
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Posted on: 2009-12-14 00:06:00 UTC
The thing about alleys is you can't get out of them to escape the maddened bouncing Maudlin who shall now HUGGETH THEE! You have not been warned. *hugs* So, anyhoo, welcome to the Board. Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *indicates bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* You shan't be needing it here. Here's a coconut; it's as big as yer head.
I am Megafighter3, here to help with the badfic around here. This place seems right up my alley. Even if my intent is more of remaking badfic than destroying it.
well, that's okay. the PPC does i think have a rehabilitition department, i think. if not.. it could be made.
Good. Why destroy that which can be fixed? It certainly helps Doom: Repercussions of Evil. Me and a buddy are still in the revision phase of the first two chapters, though. So I won't post results.
Hello and welcome to the PPC Posting Board! Here, have a chocolate bar.
Have a C70 assault shotgun.
You can kill the Sue and replace her in just FIVE MINUTES with the NEW SOFTNOSE 3000!
*turns off cheesy advert*
The thing about alleys is you can't get out of them to escape the maddened bouncing Maudlin who shall now HUGGETH THEE! You have not been warned. *hugs* So, anyhoo, welcome to the Board. Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *indicates bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* You shan't be needing it here. Here's a coconut; it's as big as yer head.
Don't have any. My Immortal destroyed it on me.
The coconuts are alcoholic. ;)
Not sure it's enough aloohol...
I guess I should throw in something, too. How does a nice bar of chocolate sound?
~Xanthia B.
Help yourself to a venomous arthropod from the cage.
Have an egg whisk! It's shiny, gold-plated, and whisks not only eggs but author wraiths and those pesky spambots. Use it for good and not much evil.
Welcome to the insanity! Enjoy the ride.
Have a Realistic Plastic Fern. Makes a great distraction in the right circumstances.
Believe me, there's a use for it. *acts mysterious*
Welcome to the PPC! Here's a set of daggers from the Raven Armory and a bottle of bleeprin (to start you off).
Here, have a mutated strawberry. Don't worry if it grows legs and wanders off, you can still eat it if you catch it.
As much as a mutated strawberry is nice, I'm actually trying to cut back on mutated foods. My last trip to the bathroom was most unpleasant.
It also makes an excellent pet as soon as it gains its legs. *grins*
*pokes ceremonially*
Welcome! Since the PPC sort of does re-make badfic in the process of writing missions, I think you'll enjoy yourself here. {= )
Now, the obligatory Bag o' Links!
First and foremost, the Original Series. If you haven't read it yet, you should.
Second, the PPC Wiki, where you will find the answers to all most some of your questions. See especially the pages in the PPC Intro Pages menu at the left.
Third, for your browsing needs, there's the Complete List of PPC Fiction, which probably isn't really complete, but it's close enough.
And that's about it, I think. If I've forgotten anything, I'm sure someone else will fill it in. {= )
~Neshomeh
Hello! Here, have a Pidgin! They're quite useful incase your Universal Translator kicks out! And welcome to the board!
What's a Pidgin exactly?
http://dawnbluewings.deviantart.com/art/Pidgin-127216734
That thing. They're... Useful?