welcome by
kitsune106
on 2009-12-16 00:58:00 UTC
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well, that's okay. the PPC does i think have a rehabilitition department, i think. if not.. it could be made.
Hello there! by
OpinionedAngel
on 2009-12-14 13:45:00 UTC
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Hello and welcome to the PPC Posting Board! Here, have a chocolate bar.
Greetings by
Maslab
on 2009-12-14 06:36:00 UTC
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Have a C70 assault shotgun.
Have a softnose laser. by
Piph
on 2009-12-14 00:17:00 UTC
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You can kill the Sue and replace her in just FIVE MINUTES with the NEW SOFTNOSE 3000!
*turns off cheesy advert*
Oo, an alley! by
Maudlin Hart
on 2009-12-14 00:06:00 UTC
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The thing about alleys is you can't get out of them to escape the maddened bouncing Maudlin who shall now HUGGETH THEE! You have not been warned. *hugs* So, anyhoo, welcome to the Board. Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *indicates bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* You shan't be needing it here. Here's a coconut; it's as big as yer head.
Greetings! by
Xanthia B.
on 2009-12-13 12:41:00 UTC
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I guess I should throw in something, too. How does a nice bar of chocolate sound?
~Xanthia B.
Welcome, friend! by
doctorlit
on 2009-12-13 04:25:00 UTC
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Help yourself to a venomous arthropod from the cage.
Heya! by
Sara
on 2009-12-13 04:21:00 UTC
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Have an egg whisk! It's shiny, gold-plated, and whisks not only eggs but author wraiths and those pesky spambots. Use it for good and not much evil.
Welcome to the insanity! Enjoy the ride.
Salutations by
Barid
on 2009-12-13 02:23:00 UTC
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Have a Realistic Plastic Fern. Makes a great distraction in the right circumstances.
Welcome! Have some sawdust. by
Sedri
on 2009-12-13 02:17:00 UTC
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Believe me, there's a use for it. *acts mysterious*
Hi! by
Cinnia Aine
on 2009-12-13 01:47:00 UTC
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Welcome to the PPC! Here's a set of daggers from the Raven Armory and a bottle of bleeprin (to start you off).
Hello and welcome! by
Anity
on 2009-12-13 01:13:00 UTC
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Here, have a mutated strawberry. Don't worry if it grows legs and wanders off, you can still eat it if you catch it.
First poke! by
Neshomeh
on 2009-12-13 00:40:00 UTC
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*pokes ceremonially*
Welcome! Since the PPC sort of does re-make badfic in the process of writing missions, I think you'll enjoy yourself here. {= )
Now, the obligatory Bag o' Links!
First and foremost, the Original Series. If you haven't read it yet, you should.
Second, the PPC Wiki, where you will find the answers to all most some of your questions. See especially the pages in the PPC Intro Pages menu at the left.
Third, for your browsing needs, there's the Complete List of PPC Fiction, which probably isn't really complete, but it's close enough.
And that's about it, I think. If I've forgotten anything, I'm sure someone else will fill it in. {= )
~Neshomeh
*throws a Pidgin at you* by
Rosie Azrael
on 2009-12-13 00:19:00 UTC
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Hello! Here, have a Pidgin! They're quite useful incase your Universal Translator kicks out! And welcome to the board!