Subject: "Kill! Main! Burn!" seems appropriate. (nm)
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Posted on: 2009-12-02 10:59:00 UTC
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LOTR Badfic by
on 2009-12-02 10:46:00 UTC
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http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/viewch.php/52078/154766#ficc
This is "The Tale of Eilinel", a Silmarillion fanfic which claims to recount the backstory of Eilinel wife of Gorlim, while turning her into a wangsty teenager (at least in spirit) who gets captured out of sheer idocacy, and later develops an implied infatuation with Sauron which leads her to betray her husband willingly.
http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/viewch.php/52079/154769#ficc
To make it worse, there's a sequel called White as Night, or Guilty Innocence. In that fic, Eilinel's infatuation with the Dark Lord becomes unimplied, and it is revealed that she also had a crush on Thuringwethil,who apparently has minor feelings for her as well. I don't know what to say. -
What spawn of Morgoth... by
on 2009-12-02 17:18:00 UTC
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KILL THESE FICS WITH FIRE!
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Fire's too good for it. by
on 2009-12-03 12:22:00 UTC
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Flood it with water, instead.
Here's an MST of the first fic:
http://z4.invisionfree.com/Refia/index.php?showtopic=118&hl=
Isn't it funny? -
"Kill! Main! Burn!" seems appropriate. (nm) by
on 2009-12-02 10:59:00 UTC
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