This is just...

Subject: This is just...
Author: Bailey Matutine
Posted on: 2009-08-31 19:05:00 UTC

The sheer I don't know what of this disaster of a Harry Potter fic astounds me and makes me almost think the thing has to be a joke, but it appears to be in earnest!

Look! Just look at this monstrosity! Look at it!

I'm half-expecting, at any moment, for Sirius to lead a conga line back out of the veil in the department of mysteries and reveal that it's actually a portal to Bermuda, where he's been having a party ever since.

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This is just... by Bailey Matutine on 2009-08-31 19:05:00 UTC

Yeesh. by Cinnia Aine on 2009-09-01 16:09:00 UTC Reply

That is weird. I only sort of skimmed through the first chapter, but I can still tell that there's something really wrong. I can see Sirius doing that, though. :)
Didn't even get though the first chapter by PitViperOfDoom on 2009-09-01 00:54:00 UTC Reply

Snape will console Harry, use improper grammar, and offer to help Harry clear Sirius's name THE DAY I GET A SEX CHANGE AND ROUNDHOUSE KICK A MINOTAUR.
I'd find it rather amusing if Sirius did that by The Trojanhorse on 2009-08-31 23:36:00 UTC Reply

The crackfic bunny that just started eating my brain can attest to that ...

Re: I'd find it rather amusing if Sirius did that by Aztec on 2009-09-02 00:37:00 UTC Reply

Amen!

*sighs* by Spud avec on 2009-08-31 20:22:00 UTC Reply

I don't have the constitution to sit and read the whole thing. I'm not a masochist.

Also, it's aggravating when people don't Brit things up when writing in a British continuum. They're CRISPS! *Brit-pick* *Brit-pick*

Such fun... by Techno-Dann on 2009-08-31 21:14:00 UTC Reply

I have confused multiple people at the local fish-and-chips place by asking for chowder and a side of chips...

(I even overheard one of them describing fish-and-chips as being served "on fries").