Subject: Didn't even get though the first chapter
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Posted on: 2009-09-01 00:54:00 UTC
Snape will console Harry, use improper grammar, and offer to help Harry clear Sirius's name THE DAY I GET A SEX CHANGE AND ROUNDHOUSE KICK A MINOTAUR.
The sheer I don't know what of this disaster of a Harry Potter fic astounds me and makes me almost think the thing has to be a joke, but it appears to be in earnest!
Look! Just look at this monstrosity! Look at it!
I'm half-expecting, at any moment, for Sirius to lead a conga line back out of the veil in the department of mysteries and reveal that it's actually a portal to Bermuda, where he's been having a party ever since.
That is weird. I only sort of skimmed through the first chapter, but I can still tell that there's something really wrong. I can see Sirius doing that, though. :)
Snape will console Harry, use improper grammar, and offer to help Harry clear Sirius's name THE DAY I GET A SEX CHANGE AND ROUNDHOUSE KICK A MINOTAUR.
The crackfic bunny that just started eating my brain can attest to that ...
Amen!
I don't have the constitution to sit and read the whole thing. I'm not a masochist.
Also, it's aggravating when people don't Brit things up when writing in a British continuum. They're CRISPS! *Brit-pick* *Brit-pick*
I have confused multiple people at the local fish-and-chips place by asking for chowder and a side of chips...
(I even overheard one of them describing fish-and-chips as being served "on fries").