Several guns that create and shoot Anti-Lustin, perfect if you are suddenly attacked by Luxury (you can use tranquilizer darts in her case) or fangirls.

Have a shapeshifting plushie.

Nice to meet you. Here, have a glow-in-the-dark spork to aid you in your fighting :D

Welcome to the insanity. :D

Have a graduated cylinder, and I'm very pleased to have a fellow BSG PPCer onboard to spork those (you know of which I speak) fics. :D

Welcome to the PPC. Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *indicates bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* You shan't be needing it here.

Thanks everyone for the greetings, the food and the shiny things :D

Here, have a magical shield! It's +5 against glitter. I originally made it for combatting the fae, but I'm pretty sure that it'll be useful against sues as well.

I, uh, haven't field tested it yet in that regards... but it's always fun to be a guinea pig, right!?

Welcome to the PPC! Have a complimentary walnut! *offers bowl*

And I assure you, comrade, any fight against badfic is invaluable and appreciated, especially by our poor, tortured, mutilated canon. Have a Bag of Shiny Things!

Welcome to another Sue-bashing community, filled with those insane enough to try to rid the world entirely of badfic! (Well, we make a big dent at least.)
Anyhoo, here's a dagger from the Raven Armory and five bottles of bleeptol-dismol for joining.
:D
Good luck with the Sues!

BTW, will your Agents be based in a TARDIS or a Response Center?

*poke* It's a tradition. {= )

Sci-fi Sues, huh? I may have to check that out. Half my fandoms are sci-fi to some degree.

Anyhow, welcome!

~Neshomeh

This Scifi Sues thing also on livejournal? Please link.

Just posted a 2000 word review to a 7500 word story. Am incapable of complete sentences now.

They're remarkably unpopular, but that's all right. Welcome! It's nice to meet you. :)

Pick. No, you can't take the Cuauhtemoc, I gave him (he's male) to another newbie last month. A pity, it would have been most appropriate.
Uh, not my Agents either. I still need those freaks.