Aztec! It's me, from LJ! :D

Greetings! by Aztec on 2009-08-25 06:44:00 UTC Reply

Hello!
I'm new around here but a long time PPC fan. Thought I'd give a wave and hang around a bit and finally join up proper in the fight against canon desecration. So far I’ve been fighting the good fight through the art of sporking over at Deletrius and Scifi Sues (a much smaller sporking community where myself and a friend can poke fun at sues defiling our favoured canons.) My most highly loved canon is the new Battlestar Galactica closely followed by Mass Effect and Stargate.

Here's a late gift! by WikiMaster on 2009-08-27 11:47:00 UTC Reply

Several guns that create and shoot Anti-Lustin, perfect if you are suddenly attacked by Luxury (you can use tranquilizer darts in her case) or fangirls.
Welcome! by Buta on 2009-08-27 11:08:00 UTC Reply

Have a shapeshifting plushie.
Hi! by tabbycat on 2009-08-27 04:40:00 UTC Reply

Nice to meet you. Here, have a glow-in-the-dark spork to aid you in your fighting :D
Aztec! It's me, from LJ! :D by Lily Winterwood on 2009-08-26 05:20:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the insanity. :D

Have a graduated cylinder, and I'm very pleased to have a fellow BSG PPCer onboard to spork those (you know of which I speak) fics. :D
Hello, small mammal. by Maudlin Hart on 2009-08-26 00:20:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the PPC. Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *indicates bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* You shan't be needing it here.

Re: Hello, small mammal. by Aztec on 2009-08-26 01:05:00 UTC Reply

No problem, I haven't needed it in years!

Re: Greetings! by Aztec on 2009-08-26 00:09:00 UTC Reply

Thanks everyone for the greetings, the food and the shiny things :D
Why hello! by Bailey Matutine on 2009-08-25 19:35:00 UTC Reply

Here, have a magical shield! It's +5 against glitter. I originally made it for combatting the fae, but I'm pretty sure that it'll be useful against sues as well.

I, uh, haven't field tested it yet in that regards... but it's always fun to be a guinea pig, right!?
Why, hello! by PitViperOfDoom on 2009-08-25 18:15:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the PPC! Have a complimentary walnut! *offers bowl*

And I assure you, comrade, any fight against badfic is invaluable and appreciated, especially by our poor, tortured, mutilated canon. Have a Bag of Shiny Things!
Hi! by Cinnia Aine on 2009-08-25 16:58:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to another Sue-bashing community, filled with those insane enough to try to rid the world entirely of badfic! (Well, we make a big dent at least.)
Anyhoo, here's a dagger from the Raven Armory and five bottles of bleeptol-dismol for joining.
:D
Good luck with the Sues!
First plover! by Tawaki on 2009-08-25 16:16:00 UTC Reply

BTW, will your Agents be based in a TARDIS or a Response Center?

Re: First plover! by Aztec on 2009-08-26 00:05:00 UTC Reply

Response Center :)

First poke! by Neshomeh on 2009-08-25 16:12:00 UTC Reply

*poke* It's a tradition. {= )

Sci-fi Sues, huh? I may have to check that out. Half my fandoms are sci-fi to some degree.

Anyhow, welcome!

~Neshomeh
Welcome by IndeMaat on 2009-08-25 12:12:00 UTC Reply

This Scifi Sues thing also on livejournal? Please link.

Just posted a 2000 word review to a 7500 word story. Am incapable of complete sentences now.

Link. by khajidu on 2009-08-25 13:38:00 UTC Reply

http://community.livejournal.com/scifi_sues/

Link to story/sporkage?

Re: Link. by Aztec on 2009-08-26 00:08:00 UTC Reply

Yup, that is us! Very new as well, only a handful of members and only two of us posting!

Hello! Have a Transdimensional Pocket Knife. by Sedri on 2009-08-25 10:31:00 UTC Reply

They're remarkably unpopular, but that's all right. Welcome! It's nice to meet you. :)
Welcome! *hands you a plate of lembas* (nm) by The Trojanhorse on 2009-08-25 10:10:00 UTC Reply
Welcome. Here's a tall ship. by khajidu on 2009-08-25 09:50:00 UTC Reply

Pick. No, you can't take the Cuauhtemoc, I gave him (he's male) to another newbie last month. A pity, it would have been most appropriate.
Uh, not my Agents either. I still need those freaks.