Argh, argh, argh, argh, argh...

Who DOESN'T want to wake up to Bad Slash? by Lily Winterwood on 2009-08-20 20:27:00 UTC Reply

Not me.

Giving Birth to a Child from the Enemy, which manages to be Bad Slash, MPreg, and Mary Sue all in one OH SO GAWTH package (Sue's a "goth"). I found this on Badfic Quotes first thing in the morning...

The fandom's Harry Potter, and the premise is that Sirius rapes Snape, and Snape apparently has a womb and therefore gets preggers. His sister, Alex, is a Sue to the nth degree.

Any Bad Slashers willing? Or someone from Mary Sues?

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Hmm... oh dear... by PitViperOfDoom on 2009-08-22 01:54:00 UTC Reply

One of the anon reviewers' is apparently named 'Laura'. Did anyone else notice? Unsettling coincidence...

I'd volunteer, but it seems Trojie and Pads have this one. I wish you two luck. *grimaces* You'll need it.
I spy an unusual mini by Pads on 2009-08-21 16:37:00 UTC Reply

The author of this atrocity is in the habit of sticking author's notes at the end of each chapter. In one, they've spelt their own name wrong. What sort of mini would that make?

Re: I spy an unusual mini by (name here) on 2009-08-22 02:12:00 UTC Reply

Pretty sure it's a sueified version of a normal mini for the fandom.
One that nobody would adopt. by Sedri on 2009-08-22 00:38:00 UTC Reply

Unless it turned out to be particularly useful in sniffing out Author-insertions, of course. Not sure of the appearance manifestation, though.

Oh, for the love of... by thejadefalcon on 2009-08-21 15:21:00 UTC Reply

See my two pence on the reviews page for chapter two.
Oh dear... by Paladin on 2009-08-21 04:26:00 UTC Reply

Oh, and she's dropping anvils about abortion. The whole thing is apparently vehicle for her pro-life views.
The backwards-English spell is a nice touch. (nm) by WarriorJoe on 2009-08-21 03:18:00 UTC Reply
Aaaaargh. by Neshomeh on 2009-08-20 22:17:00 UTC Reply

That sounds almost as bad as "Subjugation." *cringe* *shudder*

~Neshomeh
Sirius does what?! by Pads on 2009-08-20 21:05:00 UTC Reply

Given this sounds like a hideous mischaracterisation of the alter ego of one of our agents, I rather suspect Trojie and I may have to tackle that one.

MUST KILL by The Trojanhorse on 2009-08-20 23:19:00 UTC Reply

Admittedly I think our missions-to-do list is up to about eight now, but I *want* to kill that one.

officially claiming by Pads on 2009-08-20 23:49:00 UTC Reply

Just had a look. There are no words. We are killing this dead.

Need a DMS agent, or can you handle the Sue? by Sedri on 2009-08-20 22:55:00 UTC Reply

I really shouldn't, but I can make time. No worries if not.

Argh, argh, argh, argh, argh... by Maudlin Hart on 2009-08-20 20:34:00 UTC Reply

*facepalm, headdesk, headstairs, headescalator, headchainsaw...*