nice to see you.

Take your pick.

Good to meet you, Barid! Have an incredibly racist chainsaw!

Any friend to an Oldbie is a friend to us all! *offers bowl* Take a complimentary walnut! Please ignore it if it starts talking to you... that happens sometimes.

I gift you with vintage bleepka and a spare CAD. If it starts spouting Tom Lehrer songs, that means a canon character is OOC beyond repair.

BTW, will your Agents be based in a TARDIS or a Response Center?

Fantastic to have you here. Welcome to the PPC!

If Neshi got to you first, I'm sure I don't need to give you any of the helpful information, so instead I bestow upon you a bag of pebbles, (good for throwing at Sue and people who annoy you) and a Random Shiny Object! Gaze upon its shininess in awe! Awe, I say!

Happy to have you!

(YesImaybealittlehyperrightnowI'vehadtoomuchcaffeinetodaysorrykthanxbai.)

Have a teasaber. It's a mutant hybrid of a teacup and a lightsaber. ...Don't ask.

Welcome to the Board. Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *indicates bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* You shan't be needing it here. Also, have one aerosol canister of Snark-in-a-bottle(TM). Enjoy.

Here's a wrackblade. Use it well.

Welcome to the PPC! Here's some bleepto-dismol (for badfic-induced headaches) and a helm from the Raven Armory.

Have some Anti-Lustin Kunai!

You obviously don't need the guided tour or the usual warnings, so I'll just give you a Capillary Towel and snitch a drink. Thanks! :)

*poke*

It's traditional. *g*

~Neshomeh