Hello! by
Seranis
on 2009-08-02 14:31:00 UTC
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Good to meet you, Barid! Have an incredibly racist chainsaw!
Welcome, welcome! by
PitViperOfDoom
on 2009-08-01 21:27:00 UTC
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Any friend to an Oldbie is a friend to us all! *offers bowl* Take a complimentary walnut! Please ignore it if it starts talking to you... that happens sometimes.
I gift you with vintage bleepka and a spare CAD. If it starts spouting Tom Lehrer songs, that means a canon character is OOC beyond repair.
First plover! by
Tawaki
on 2009-08-01 16:55:00 UTC
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BTW, will your Agents be based in a TARDIS or a Response Center?
Well HIIIIII! by
Cassie Cameron-Young
on 2009-08-01 13:04:00 UTC
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Fantastic to have you here. Welcome to the PPC!
If Neshi got to you first, I'm sure I don't need to give you any of the helpful information, so instead I bestow upon you a bag of pebbles, (good for throwing at Sue and people who annoy you) and a Random Shiny Object! Gaze upon its shininess in awe! Awe, I say!
Happy to have you!
(YesImaybealittlehyperrightnowI'vehadtoomuchcaffeinetodaysorrykthanxbai.)
Why hello there. by
Buta
on 2009-08-01 08:30:00 UTC
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Have a teasaber. It's a mutant hybrid of a teacup and a lightsaber. ...Don't ask.
Hello, small mammal! by
Maudlin Hart
on 2009-08-01 02:15:00 UTC
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Welcome to the Board. Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *indicates bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* You shan't be needing it here. Also, have one aerosol canister of Snark-in-a-bottle(TM). Enjoy.
Heartiest Congratulations! by
Zotz
on 2009-08-01 01:17:00 UTC
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Here's a wrackblade. Use it well.
Hi! by
Cinnia Aine
on 2009-08-01 01:07:00 UTC
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Welcome to the PPC! Here's some bleepto-dismol (for badfic-induced headaches) and a helm from the Raven Armory.
Since it's not your wedding yet... by
WikiMaster
on 2009-08-01 00:51:00 UTC
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Have some Anti-Lustin Kunai!
Hello! Nice to meet you. by
Sedri
on 2009-08-01 00:16:00 UTC
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You obviously don't need the guided tour or the usual warnings, so I'll just give you a Capillary Towel and snitch a drink. Thanks! :)
First poke! by
Neshomeh
on 2009-07-31 22:40:00 UTC
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*poke*
It's traditional. *g*
~Neshomeh