http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4896377/1/AVeryAlternateYuleBall

I'll be tied up with my (now-beta'd, thank Nurgle) Starjeffry missions for the foreseeable future, so I want to see if anyone will be willing to take on this rather atrocious sampling by a repeat badficcer.

It's essentially Hermione, though completely replaced, preaching to us (through Krum's autobiography) about female supremacy and how fanfic is better-written than canon. The author (who, despite said crazy feminism, seems to be male) is very vocal about blacklisting Deathly Hallows (which he's never read), and also boycotted movies 5 and 6 in his personal crusade for fanfiction against canon. He even made an online game about his views. Also, he has a fetish for Hermione in tracksuits.

Wishing whoever takes this luck,

Chliever