Subject: *vomits*
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Posted on: 2009-07-23 20:23:00 UTC
There is no way that I'll take this one. I couldn't even get past the first ten paragraphs. Someone else can have it, if they have a stronger stomach. I'll donate them some bleepka, though.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4896377/1/AVeryAlternateYuleBall
I'll be tied up with my (now-beta'd, thank Nurgle) Starjeffry missions for the foreseeable future, so I want to see if anyone will be willing to take on this rather atrocious sampling by a repeat badficcer.
It's essentially Hermione, though completely replaced, preaching to us (through Krum's autobiography) about female supremacy and how fanfic is better-written than canon. The author (who, despite said crazy feminism, seems to be male) is very vocal about blacklisting Deathly Hallows (which he's never read), and also boycotted movies 5 and 6 in his personal crusade for fanfiction against canon. He even made an online game about his views. Also, he has a fetish for Hermione in tracksuits.
Wishing whoever takes this luck,
Chliever
and all I could think was "WTF is going on?"
I didn't see much female supremacy (my eyes skipped over every second letter), but if there is some, that calls for massacre in most circumstances for such stupidity and bad fanfiction is definitely one that deserves murder for that brand of dumb. The only time I allow nonsense like that on my interwebs is in a theoretical work (which actual research behind it rather than actual bullshit).
There is no way that I'll take this one. I couldn't even get past the first ten paragraphs. Someone else can have it, if they have a stronger stomach. I'll donate them some bleepka, though.
*holds out a hands* I'll take it, gimme bleepka pleeze.
It is, however, NSFW. Poor Ron...
Please let me have it. PLEASE. I need this. Honestly.