I wish that once, just once, that fangirls would write a fanfic about their LO, without having someone fall in love with them. Or maybe they shouldn't write at all. I really hate these uncanonical romance books that mess with the characters. I sorta want to yell at the writers, "Leave the characters alone!"

I'm one. I'm more of a Tortall person, but I'm a mild fan of the Emelan books. She better not go after Briar. He's not my LO, but he deserves protections from Sues. I don't want him to become Emelan's variant of Sirius. Like I said, if the person updates and you want to kill this one, I will gladly donate a machete to the cause. Or a weed whacker...

Unfortunately, I don't think that posting a review saying "please hurry up and write some more, so I can kill your character in an extremely nasty manner" will have quite the desired response, somehow. Pity :P

Now I'm trying to think of some sort of relativity-appropriate death for her (although in saying that, I'm sure she's going to do much worse than slandering Einstein, sooner or later). Maybe portalling her to the vicinity of a black hole would be fun - she could learn about the process of spaghettification...very briefly, that is. *evil grin*

Oh, and judging by the way she's pushing the 'I'm adopted' line, what are the odds she turns out to be the relative of a canon character sent to our world somehow for reasons of Melodrama?