Subject: Badfic.
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Posted on: 2009-05-28 09:28:00 UTC
While I haven't watched or read Death Note yet (so many priorities), this fanfic can still be detected as badfic, possibly a troll.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4615680/8/LightandDarkTheAdventuresofDark_Yagami
You may die of laughter. Don't blame me.
Here's the link:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4615680/14/LightandDarkTheAdventuresofDark_Yagami
*Dies, then gets Life Noted by random spork bunnies. Made of sporks. He dies again after seeing them.*
This is my favorite sequence:
Meanwhile Light and Dark and Misa and Sayu and Light's mom and that girl from the bus had gone back to the basement and were naked and sexing and stuff. Suddenly, Sochiro jumped in.
"NO! My wife! And my daughter! And my son! And my other son who is an evil guy! And his girlfriend! And a girl from the bus! All sexing together!"
"try to understand!!!!!!!!!!!!" said lights mom getting up. then she knew she was naked and put on a vest.
"OK! But only because I looooooove you!" Sochiro said and hugged them all except the girl from the bus who flet a bit left out.
Sudenly she took like five guns out from under the pillow and pointed them to everyone.
End sequence.
Don't tell me that wasn't funny!
Dark must die! Permanently!
"Dark reached round and grabbed the cock from the table. It was seven oclock."
"Few! I thought I was a boner there!"
Also, note how 'lady' frequently becomes 'laddie'. *laughs at the thought of random hermaphrodites popping up*
Does Near deserve all the bashing that he gets in the story? Also, how old is he? I'm sure he isn't a kid...
Haven't watched Death Note either. All I know is that this fic is sidesplitting.
Have you tried the alternative link yet? You really should see the earlier chapters!
"The world of the shinigami was very cold except for the hot bits and also some bits that were alright and that was where Dark was because he was the new king of the shinigami."
"All the other sinigami bowed there heads off because they loved him so much in a nonsexy way except the women."
You don't get that kind of Lemony Narrator unless it's on purpose.
"Du’ark gotted up and made some toast."
*dies of laughter*
...on second thought, I probably don't want to eat this.
But we've still got to spork it, though (he didn't label it as a parody, and there are several canon violations*). Any mission or MST through this work would surely cause me to giggle myself to bits!
*Yes, I know I don't watch or read Death Note, but i'm sure Light doesn't have a twin brother who engages in sixsomes with his mom, his sister, his girlfriend, and a girl from the bus.
Changed my mind.
“WE MUST GET THE WANK OUT OF THIS SODDING CONTRACEPTION!”
*Now* I will die of laughter.
...
*dies*
I died of laughter, got ressurected, then died again.
This one leads to the first chapter:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4615680/1/LightandDarkTheAdventuresofDark_Yagami
Get the sporks!