This is my favorite sequence:

Meanwhile Light and Dark and Misa and Sayu and Light's mom and that girl from the bus had gone back to the basement and were naked and sexing and stuff. Suddenly, Sochiro jumped in.

"NO! My wife! And my daughter! And my son! And my other son who is an evil guy! And his girlfriend! And a girl from the bus! All sexing together!"

"try to understand!!!!!!!!!!!!" said lights mom getting up. then she knew she was naked and put on a vest.

"OK! But only because I looooooove you!" Sochiro said and hugged them all except the girl from the bus who flet a bit left out.

Sudenly she took like five guns out from under the pillow and pointed them to everyone.

End sequence.

Don't tell me that wasn't funny!

Does Near deserve all the bashing that he gets in the story? Also, how old is he? I'm sure he isn't a kid...

...on second thought, I probably don't want to eat this.

But we've still got to spork it, though (he didn't label it as a parody, and there are several canon violations*). Any mission or MST through this work would surely cause me to giggle myself to bits!

*Yes, I know I don't watch or read Death Note, but i'm sure Light doesn't have a twin brother who engages in sixsomes with his mom, his sister, his girlfriend, and a girl from the bus.

Changed my mind.

“WE MUST GET THE WANK OUT OF THIS SODDING CONTRACEPTION!”

*Now* I will die of laughter.

...

*dies*