Subject: Not that everyone has to write missions... :P (nm)
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Posted on: 2009-05-21 15:47:00 UTC
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Hello! by
on 2009-05-21 13:42:00 UTC
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Just wanted to introduce myself and say hi. I've been reading your stories for the past few weeks, and I think you guys are all brilliant :)
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Greetings from the Planet Zog... by
on 2009-05-23 10:37:00 UTC
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I do so hope you enjoy your time on this adorable blue and green sphere as much as I have.
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Newbie! by
on 2009-05-22 16:20:00 UTC
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Have a winged kitten and an evil cheese stick!
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Aw! *pets* by
on 2009-05-22 05:46:00 UTC
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Here, have some catnip in a graduated cylinder. :]
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More catnip! by
on 2009-05-22 06:51:00 UTC
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Thankee muchly :D
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Newbie! by
on 2009-05-22 03:38:00 UTC
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have some C4 plastic explosives. they don't explode if you simply light them on fire, so they are a good replacement for a stove... just don't stomp on it. last person tried that was injured pretty bad
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Thanks by
on 2009-05-22 05:07:00 UTC
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Oooh, explody stuff! *grins the grin of a secret pyromaniac*
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Welcome! Have some Convenient Cake and a Capillary Towel by
on 2009-05-22 00:43:00 UTC
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The cake will taste like your favorite flavour, and the Towel is good for cleaning up any messes (well, spilled blood, at least; we're not yet sure about other fluids).
As the others have already said everything of importance (and I swear, you're getting far more interesting welcome gifts than I did ~two years ago), I'll leave it at that.
And watch out for the random silliness! -
Mmm, cake by
on 2009-05-22 05:15:00 UTC
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Thank you! And I'm sure the towel will come in useful too...
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Welcome! by
on 2009-05-21 23:41:00 UTC
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Have...an egg whisk! It's shiny, gold-plated, and hey, it whisks eggs! It's also pretty useful for author wraiths and those pesky trolls. Use it for good and not
muchevil.
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*looks innocent* by
on 2009-05-22 05:21:00 UTC
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Evil? The thought never crossed my mind, honest. Thank you muchly for the whisk :D
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Hi! by
on 2009-05-21 22:34:00 UTC
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Here's a cool coupon to get a free item at the Raven Armory. It's nice to meet you.
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Have some Anti-Lustin catnip! by
on 2009-05-21 21:39:00 UTC
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Incidentally, Luxury is coming!
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Welcome! *proffers a plate of lembas* (nm) by
on 2009-05-21 21:33:00 UTC
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*grins* Thanks muchly! (nm) by
on 2009-05-22 05:49:00 UTC
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Hiya *waves* by
on 2009-05-21 19:16:00 UTC
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*waves back* by
on 2009-05-22 05:45:00 UTC
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Thanks for all the links - I've managed to find most of these over the past few weeks, but not all of them. I'll definitely go and investigate the rest...well, except for the Legendary Badfic, perhaps.
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Welcome~ ^^ *pokes* by
on 2009-05-21 17:37:00 UTC
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Feel free to stick around, in fact, we encourage you to if you want to do so~.
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Re: Welcome~ ^^ *pokes* by
on 2009-05-22 05:52:00 UTC
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Thanks, I would very much like to. (As long as minor little irritations like 'real life' don't get in the way too much).
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Welcome. Here's a tall ship. (nm) by
on 2009-05-21 17:34:00 UTC
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Thank you :) (nm) by
on 2009-05-22 05:55:00 UTC
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Welcome! by
on 2009-05-21 17:29:00 UTC
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Have an Unusually Upgradeable Chainsword. It is, as the name implies, much more upgradeable than a standard chainsword. That may or may not include laser blade tips, a flamethrower (although there is a rather convenient slot for flamethrowers), or a limitless power source of unspecified origin.
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Re: Welcome! by
on 2009-05-22 06:03:00 UTC
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Oooh, shiny... *tries to restrain impulses to drool*. Thank you! I'm sure I can get *lots* of use out of this.
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herro! by
on 2009-05-21 16:48:00 UTC
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Welcome to the PPC! Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *holds out bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* We don't tend to have much use for things like that here. Also, here's a minion. It's a very small one and probably isn't very useful, but it is a start to your Horde.
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Sanity? by
on 2009-05-22 06:17:00 UTC
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*looks puzzled* I have heard of this strange concept, but no-one's ever managed to adequately explain it to me. Thank you for the minion, though. If I'm going to conquer the wor- I mean, bring about world peace - one day, then my Horde will need all the help it can get *looks shifty*
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*bows* My pleasure. (nm) by
on 2009-05-23 01:26:00 UTC
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Thanks, and welcome! by
on 2009-05-21 16:42:00 UTC
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Here, have a coffeemaker. You're going to need it.
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Re: Thanks, and welcome! by
on 2009-05-22 06:19:00 UTC
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I'm not really much of a coffee drinker... but I suspect that I might end up starting. Thanks!
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First plover! by
on 2009-05-21 15:19:00 UTC
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BTW, will your Agents be based in a TARDIS or a Response Center?
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Re: First plover! by
on 2009-05-22 06:31:00 UTC
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Probably a Response Centre - provided I ever get organised enough to write some Agents. Although the thought of a TARDIS is *very* tempting for a Doctor Who fan such as myself :D
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Not that everyone has to write missions... :P (nm) by
on 2009-05-21 15:47:00 UTC
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Well, hi! by
on 2009-05-21 14:05:00 UTC
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Lovely to meet you! Welcome to the insanity.
And as a present, have this bag of pebbles and Random Shiny Object. They're fun. :D -
Thanks :) by
on 2009-05-22 06:46:00 UTC
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*admires the Random Shiny Object* Whee, shiny things! And ooh, pebbles, good for throwing at people. *cough* Not that I would do that, of course. Well, not unless they deserved it.
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I throw them at people who deserve it. by
on 2009-05-22 13:59:00 UTC
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Sues, generally. I like throwing things at Sues.