Because have I got a fic for you!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1828598/1/

I personally think, that had this been in a more well-known fandom, this could easily qualify for Legendary Badfic. It has all the hallmarks, namely, really graphic and badly-written sex, violence, and cliches.

In this fic, we are introduced to Experiments 411 and 412, a hooker and a pimp designed to cause political sex scandals. Hunkahunka returns, modified by Hamsterviel to stimulate sex drives instead of just infatuation. Mertle gets pecked and tries to marry Lilo, also, Jumba and Nani get pecked and rape Pleakley. Angel, now a musical theater diva, has her co-star in "Phantom of the Opera" get pecked and think he really IS the Phantom of the Opera. Finder humps a tree. Lots of Experiments have sex and die. Hamsterviel abuses his Experiments (despite them being his own financial property) and can shoot lightning. And then... there's Karnax...

Experiment 001 was created brain-dead, so Jumba conjured up the soul of a war god, Karnax, to possess the body. Now, this TECHNICALLY isn't a Charge (we didn't know who Experiment 001 was at the time this was written), but I think the presence of magic in "Lilo & Stitch" is. Karnax kills people bloodily, including the hooker, whom he rips in half and then forges each half into a sword. He kills Nani too, as it turns out she's pregnant and he eviscerates her to get the baby. And it ends with a hook for a sequel...

If no one wants this, I'll take it.