Subject: lulz
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Posted on: 2009-04-12 22:32:00 UTC
Well, with the modified game, my Agents did their funny stuff as part of an elaborate scheme for world domination. I knew they were always up for something.
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Fun game by
on 2009-04-11 20:59:00 UTC
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First, select the month of your birth...
January: I recruited
February: I stole the One Ring from
March: I usurped the identity of
April: I went flamethrower-crazy on
May: I formed a rock band with
June: I wrote a lemon involving Boromir and
July: I kidnapped
August: I read C***b***n to
September: I insulted the mom of
October: I threw a spork at
November: I pledged eternal allegiance to
December: I exorcised
...then the day...
1: Albus Dumbledore
2: J. R. R. Tolkien
3: Captain Jack Sparrow
4: Agent Acacia
5: Rorschach
6: every single Suethor
7: Cthulhu
8: the Sunflower Official
9: Rose Potter
10: Han Solo
11: Eragon
12: some rabid fangirl
13: the Doctor
14: Sauron
15: the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog
16: Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way
17: Peter Petrelli
18: Darth Vader
19: the Joker
20: J. K. Rowling
21: Agent Lux
22: Severus Snape
23: Big Brother
24: Legolas
25: Agent Jay
26: the entire Happy Tree Friends cast
27: the Master
28: my #1 lust object
29: Makes-Things
30: Sirius Black
31: Barack Obama
...then the year.
1983 or before: but I now have the creeping suspicion that it was a mistake.
1984: in an attempt to commit suicide.
1985: because the voices told me to.
1986: but, seriously, who cares?
1987: while I was drunk.
1988: out of boredom.
1989: and got fined $32 for it.
1990: and greatly enjoyed the experience.
1991: and still wonder why the hell I did that.
1992: just to attract his/her/their attention.
1993: to fulfill a prophecy.
1994: and beg my fellow PPC agents for forgiveness.
1995 or after: but everyone laughed at me.
I was born on December 21st, 1988. That gives me: I exorcised Agent Lux out of boredom. -
I usurped the identity of my #1 lust object out of boredom. by
on 2009-04-15 15:19:00 UTC
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Heh. That might be tricky.
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Fun Game by
on 2009-04-14 23:02:00 UTC
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I usurped the identity of Sirius Black in an attempt to commit suicide.
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I recruited the Sunflower Official just to get his attention by
on 2009-04-14 03:45:00 UTC
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Had to reword it slightly to fit it in the subject line.
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I formed a rock band with Big Brother and got fined $32. (nm) by
on 2009-04-13 23:46:00 UTC
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I pledged eternal allegiance to Eragon out of boredom by
on 2009-04-13 13:23:00 UTC
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But my brother's is I threw a spork at Legolas and greatly enjoyed the experiance. Much better. Am now off to steal his passport.
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Re: Fun game by
on 2009-04-13 10:18:00 UTC
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I formed a rock band with Sauron and still wonder why I did that, apparently. *blinks*
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I kidnapped the Joker and greatly enjoyed the experience? by
on 2009-04-12 23:33:00 UTC
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Dear Eru, what is WRONG with me?
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Here Come the Drums? by
on 2009-04-12 21:14:00 UTC
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I kidnapped the Master just to attract his attention? Sounds slashy, not to mention a fatally Bad Idea...
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*smirks* by
on 2009-04-12 18:25:00 UTC
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I threw a spork at Agent Acacia just to attract her attention.
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I formed a rock band with every single Suethor, by
on 2009-04-12 12:22:00 UTC
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and greatly enjoyed the experience.
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October 11 1992. by
on 2009-04-12 05:30:00 UTC
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I threw a spork at Eragon just to get his attention.
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Huh. That's my birthday, too. (nm) by
on 2009-04-12 18:42:00 UTC
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You're welcome, King Galby! (nm) by
on 2009-04-12 05:33:00 UTC
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Haha! by
on 2009-04-12 02:54:00 UTC
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Uh...I exorcised the Doctor to fulfill a prophecy.
I'm sure he appreciated it. -
July 5, 1994. by
on 2009-04-12 02:19:00 UTC
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I kidnapped Rorschach and beg my fellow PPC agents for forgiveness.
I hope no one is honestly that upset. He's not that cool, so stop your sniveling, you worthless bunch of ingrates. (Watchmen followers...-wanders off, grumbling-) -
How'd you manage that? by
on 2009-04-13 13:12:00 UTC
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I think Rorschach would be pretty hard to kidnap.
Did you use duct tape? -
And squirrels. by
on 2009-04-14 00:34:00 UTC
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And some dramatic angst, for bait.
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I recruited Darth Vader, but everyone laughed at me. by
on 2009-04-12 01:21:00 UTC
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Mine isn't as interesting as everyone else's.
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Re: Fun game by
on 2009-04-12 00:58:00 UTC
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May 8th, 1987: I formed a rock band with the Sunflower Official while I was drunk.
Rock band? Well, I suppose it's useful for hiding brhind when the SO tries to kill me. -
Typo: "behind" (nm) by
on 2009-04-12 00:58:00 UTC
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Re: Fun game by
on 2009-04-12 00:25:00 UTC
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I formed a rock band with Sauron because the voices told me to, apparently.
So what about those of us over 25? Or did the world spring forth into being on January 1st 1983? -
Well, not many of us are over 25. (nm) by
on 2009-04-12 00:28:00 UTC
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Even my agents are older than that (in fiction) (nm) by
on 2009-04-12 14:57:00 UTC
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not helping my problem with feeling old. :P (nm) by
on 2009-04-12 04:13:00 UTC
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Why not make up extra ones for the years, then? (nm) by
on 2009-04-12 00:55:00 UTC
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Riiiiight... Here we go. by
on 2009-04-12 22:25:00 UTC
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1949 or earlier: as part of an elaborate scheme for world domination.
1950-1954: before a SWAT team stopped me.
1955-1959: as they taught me at school.
1960-1964: and had nightmares about it for weeks.
1965-1969: to make my dad proud.
1970-1974: and wrote a song about it.
1975-1979: and there was much rejoicing.
1980-1983: but I now have the creeping suspicion that it was a mistake.
My mother went flamethrower-crazy on Big Brother as they taught her at school.
My father formed a rock band with Big Brother and had nightmares about it for weeks. -
For both my agents... by
on 2009-04-11 23:41:00 UTC
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Adder: I read C***b***n to J. K. Rowling to fulfill a prophecy. Wow, no wonder she wouldn't sign my copy of Deathly Hallows!
Deuce: I threw a spork at Barack Obama, but everyone laughed at me. What...?
Adder: Well, look on the bright side.
Deuce: What?
Adder: You didn't throw a shoe. -
Okay... (Yay, an excuse to reappear!) by
on 2009-04-11 23:28:00 UTC
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I read C***b***n to Capt. Jack Sparrow, but everyone laughed at me.
(Ten years earlier and I'd have gotten a more accurate ending for the sentence...) -
As for my sister... by
on 2009-04-11 23:20:00 UTC
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...she went flamethrower-crazy on the Joker and greatly enjoyed the experience.
My mother went flamethrower-crazy on Big Brother, while my father formed a rock band with him. Both of them suspect they have made a mistake (and are probably right). -
Re: Fun game! by
on 2009-04-11 23:10:00 UTC
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Okay...
So I read C***b***n to Big Brother out of boredom. Interesting. -
Re: Fun game by
on 2009-04-11 22:40:00 UTC
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I kidnapped some rabid fangirl and greatly enjoyed the experience.
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So that's what the whimpering noises coming from my closet are. -
That was me. by
on 2009-04-12 01:24:00 UTC
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I've obviously gotten spoiled by posting on LJ.
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Re: Fun game by
on 2009-04-11 22:34:00 UTC
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I insulted the mom of Peter Petrelli and got fined $32 for it.
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Re: Fun Game by
on 2009-04-11 22:13:00 UTC
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I insulted the mom of Sauron just to get his attention.
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Re: Fun game by
on 2009-04-11 21:25:00 UTC
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April 13th 1988: I went flamethrower-crazy on the Doctor out of boredom
My brother's, September 22nd 1991: I insulted the mum of Severus Snape and still wonder why the hell I did that. -
Re: Fun game by
on 2009-04-11 21:25:00 UTC
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I read C***b***n to the Sunflower Official and still wonder why the hell I did that.
Now if you'll please excuse me, I need to flee this continuum... -
Re: Fun game by
on 2009-04-11 21:20:00 UTC
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I kidnapped the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog and greatly enjoyed the experience.
I'D BE DEAD IF I KIDNAPPED THE KILLER RABBIT OF CAERBANNOG. *Flails around* -
Re: Fun game by
on 2009-04-11 21:19:00 UTC
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I formed a rock band with Darth Vader and got fined $32 for it.
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Re: Fun game by
on 2009-04-11 21:11:00 UTC
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Playing the game with U2 members' birthdates is even funnier. Especially Edge's and Larry's (seriously, reading Celebrian to the SO or throwing a spork at the President??? Well, not that usurpating the Doctor's identity or forming a rock band with Han Solo instead of Edge, Adam and Larry is any better.)
Well, one of my agents recruited Sauron, another formed a rock band with his lust object (lol, he has none) and the third one... wrote a lemon between Boromir and Peter Petrelli!!! OMG
All cited people now have the creepy feeling they made mistakes... and I agree with them, lol. -
Re: Fun game by
on 2009-04-11 21:02:00 UTC
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I insulted the mom of Legolas but I now have the creeping suspicion that it was a mistake.
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No kidding. (nm) by
on 2009-04-12 02:21:00 UTC
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